Can I? Can I?
...too late. OPEN FIRE!

Welcome to Hard Light Productions. There is no way out.
Keep your arms and legs inside the station at all times. If, while cavorting through the air vents, you encounter a Shivan, do not panic: this is Carl. Give him your lunch and back away slowly. If you are not carrying a lunch, attempt to recite your last will and testament loudly enough that audio pickups may record it.
There are flamethrowers and plasma rifles, but the flamers are filled with holy water and the plasma rifles are locked and can only be accessed by moderators, Volition, or ultrasentient light at a wavelength of 450 nanometers.
IF YOU SPEAK THE WORDS EFF ESS THREE YOU WILL PERISH.
In the event of a catastrophic hull breach, attempt to evacuate the system via the jump node to Game Warden.
Yep. That's about the shape of things.