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Offline Wild Fragaria

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Re: The Irish invade China!
Reply #20 on: February 26, 2007, 06:14:36 pm
No country dancing for me but I don't know mind guys wearing kilt at the party :D
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #21 on: February 26, 2007, 06:17:35 pm
Quote from: Wild Fragaria on February 26, 2007, 06:14:36 pm
No country dancing for me but I don't know mind guys wearing kilt at the party :D

Do you like sporrans?
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Reply #22 on: February 26, 2007, 06:19:03 pm
Hmmm... that sounds a bit... er... not sure... er... er... dirty...?
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #23 on: February 26, 2007, 06:19:45 pm
Quote from: Wild Fragaria on February 26, 2007, 06:19:03 pm
Hmmm... that sounds a bit... er... not sure... er... er... dirty...?

Well, check how white it is.....
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Reply #24 on: February 26, 2007, 06:21:10 pm
I hope it's not raining when they have the party.  It would get the white sporrans muggy.
 

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Reply #25 on: February 26, 2007, 06:22:13 pm
Quote from: Wild Fragaria on February 26, 2007, 06:21:10 pm
I hope it's not raining when they have the party.  It would get the white sporrans muggy.

Yes, I hate having a wet sporran, it needs a good beating to dry out.
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Reply #26 on: February 26, 2007, 06:23:39 pm
Sounds like a lot of work to keep it dry   :nervous:
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #27 on: February 26, 2007, 06:24:11 pm
Quote from: Wild Fragaria on February 26, 2007, 06:23:39 pm
Sounds like a lot of work to keep it dry   :nervous:

Yes; most scotsmen need to shake their sporran several times a day ;)
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Reply #28 on: February 26, 2007, 06:24:57 pm
Hmmmm... high maintenance  :eek2:
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #29 on: February 26, 2007, 06:26:26 pm
Quote from: Wild Fragaria on February 26, 2007, 06:24:57 pm
Hmmmm... high maintenance  :eek2:

Yes, it's necessary to give it a good seeing-to or it'll get crusty and smelly.
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Reply #30 on: February 26, 2007, 06:28:39 pm
Gee, that sounds bad.  Can you bleach it or cut off the smelly bit to save the rest?
 

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Reply #31 on: February 26, 2007, 06:29:59 pm
Quote from: Wild Fragaria on February 26, 2007, 06:28:39 pm
Gee, that sounds bad.  Can you bleach it or cut off the smelly bit to save the rest?

Nah - it's very hard for a man with a damaged sporran to find a wife in Scottish society.  Many woman simply won't take anything other than a gleaming, shiny, well-maintained and thorougly service sporran.
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Reply #32 on: February 26, 2007, 06:31:13 pm
Oh dear, I feel sorry for the poor Scotmen...
 

Offline redsniper

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Reply #33 on: February 26, 2007, 06:45:41 pm
lol, innuendo
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The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #34 on: February 26, 2007, 09:26:22 pm
el oh el internetz.

The tubes are clogged with all sorts of dirties innuendoes I sees.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: The Irish invade China!
Reply #35 on: February 26, 2007, 11:28:37 pm
Quote from: Wild Fragaria on February 26, 2007, 06:06:13 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on February 26, 2007, 03:28:01 am
Quote from: Kosh on February 25, 2007, 09:53:33 pm
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I speak Manderin and a dozen Chinese dialects.


I'm impressed. How did you learn so many?

I think she's under-exaggerating, actually.......

You mean exaggerating... :P

Well, Kosh, I learned some of them from watching movies and incidentally, I also picked up the accent too :)  So, Taiwanese thought I was from Taiwan; my friends from Hong Kong thought I grew up there.   Pretty funny.

你看懂中文吗？

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Do you like sporrans?

What is a "sporran"?
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

Brain I/O error
Replace and press any key
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #36 on: February 27, 2007, 02:59:51 am
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Reply #37 on: February 27, 2007, 05:35:00 am
Very fury.  Looks big too.  Is it always this size because I always thought it's smaller and longer.

@ Kosh, you asked where did I learn the dialects, I answered - I learned from watching movies.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #38 on: February 27, 2007, 05:40:38 am
Quote from: Wild Fragaria on February 27, 2007, 05:35:00 am
Very fury.  Looks big too.  Is it always this size because I always thought it's smaller and longer.

Well, you'll have to wait and see my sporran, then - that's just a random one off the internet.
 

Offline Mefustae

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Reply #39 on: February 27, 2007, 05:43:36 am
I'm not sure this thread can handle any more double entendres! :nervous:
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