Ok well I have read some threads here on the boards where people theories where the shivans came from why they attacked Vasuda prime and then heading strait for earth so here is my very plausible theory on why and how the great war got started and the events that took place happened.
Ok first of all I think I must explain something’s about the shivans and the terrans and Vasudan people that not everybody knows:
- Shivans are fast-food junkies
- The entire shivan nation goes into Hibernation every once in a while when there is nothing good on TV to watch.
- The shivans are really cranky when they awaken from their hibernation and are even more pissed of if they are hungry.
- Following the fast-food wars (this is generally know as the Terran-Vasudan war more info will be given about this later) the Vasudans only have McDonald’s restaurants and the terrans only have Burger King.
Ok now we know that the first attack from the shivans happened in Ross 128, however the reason for this has never really been established until now.
The reason for this is that when the SD Lucifer pulled up to the Fly Through Burger king station in Ross 128 and ordered 17million whopper cheese with coca cola light (shivans are a very healthy people) the cashier told the shivans (still uncertain how they could speak to each other) that the supply shipments of meat had been disrupted due to the war with the Vasudans(Since the best meat in the galaxy comes from a little critter on the northern part of Vasuda prime that looks like giant rat with 8 legs).
Of course the captain of the SD Lucifer wasn’t very happy about this answer since had just awoken and was very hungry and grouchy so he ordered the station and everything in the system destroyed.
However this is when a shivan scout found an old leaflet and a discount ticket for the Vasudan fly through burger king in orbit around Vasuda prime (and directions on how to get there) however the shivans didn’t check the date on the coupon (or rather didn’t understand it).
And so the shivan fleet headed to Vasuda prime for their breakfast and take out however once they got to Vasuda prime they found that there was no BK in orbit just a McDonalds so they pulled into that one.
This is where things start to get complicated now first of all you must know that the cashier that received the SD Lucifer and took its order had a cousin who’s girlfriends brothers best friend had lost 25 Vasudan credits on a bet on a battle between the Vasudan and GTA which the terrans had won and he had lost the bet so the cashier was pretty pissed of on terrans.
Anyway when the Lucifer pulls in and orders 17million whopper cheese with coca cola light again here is the dialogue:
Vasudan Cashier - “Sorry sir but this is McDonalds we have Big Mac instead of Burger king, the one you are looking for is in earth orbit”
Shivan Captain – “Oh really when can you give me directions because I have this coupon that says but 10000 meals get one free”
Vasudan Cashier – “Of course sir, take the jump node to antares here in Vasuda then a right into Beta Aquilae then strait for Delta serpentis and a left right into Sol, the restaurant is in orbit around the third planet in the system”
Shivan Captain – “Thank you very much”
After this the shivans got even crankier and they had just gotten an upgrade for their ships that enabled them to bombard planets so they thought that since they didn’t get there food here they should at least have some fun so they blasted Vasuda prime into the stone age (or in shivan term this would be into the pre fighter shield age).
The Lucifer then sat course for earth using the directives that given to them by the Vasudan cashier and events played out as we all know it.
/Dice
