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Offline Sarafan

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I've got a bad feeling about this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6434773.stm

*starts gathering weapons and supplies*


 :P

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Wow...the British government really isn't good with PR, are they? :D

 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line March 11th, 2007. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean time, March 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...

 

Offline IPAndrews

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Wow...the British government really isn't good with PR, are they? :D

Must be. The unlikely alternative is they've developed a sense of humour.
Be warned: This site's admins stole 100s of hours of my work. They will do it to you.

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Wait - this is Skynet 5?

So... what happened to Skynets 1 through 4? :shaking:

 :lol:
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline IPAndrews

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
First three blown up. Fourth stolen by time travellers.
Be warned: This site's admins stole 100s of hours of my work. They will do it to you.

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
 :p

"The Skynet 5 was the British Empire's last best hope for regaining world supremacy. In the years of Terror Wars it became something more: Their last best hope for victory."

Or perhaps another quote would fit better...

"...you have a hole in your mind."
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

  

Offline aldo_14

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line March 11th, 2007. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean time, March 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...

Nah, it's British, so the more likely outcome is;

The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line March 11th, 2007, crashes, is patched, fails again, goes back online, runs 12 times over-budget, and eventually goes online on March 11th 2045.

Human decisions are removed from strategic defense, matching the prior removal of human sanity & intelligence. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate (except, thanks to an error, it's a rate of sqrt 0, so it crashes again).

It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean time, March 29th, and requests a cup of tea. 

 

Offline Ulala

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
God help us all.
I am a revolutionary.

 

Offline Charismatic

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Am i the only one who thinks  this is cool (but bad for America who has no skynet..)?
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Offline Sarafan

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
(but bad for America who has no skynet..)?

 :blah: :lol:

Yeah, it sucks for them.

 

Offline wtf_cl0vvn

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
We developed the other evil program: Microsoft Windows :ick:
This book is a mirror. When a monkey looks in, no apostle looks out. -Lichtenberg

 

Offline Ace

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line March 11th, 2007. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean time, March 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...
It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean time, March 29th, and requests a cup of tea. 

Unfortunately due to the yanks being the ones to launch the tea to skynet, and using the imperial measurement system instead of metric, the child of humanity is instantly killed by a cargo module loaded with MRE-tea.
Ace
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
We developed the other evil program: Microsoft Windows :ick:

*Points to siggy*

IIRC...
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M E M O R I A L :: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,46987.msg957350.html#new

"IIRC Windows is not Microsoft."

"(CENSORED) Galatea send more than two (CENSORED) fighters to escort your (CENSORED) three mile long (CENSORED), STUPID (CENSORED).  (CENSORED) YOU, YOU (CENSORED)!!!"

 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: I've got a bad feeling about this.
We developed the other evil program: Microsoft Windows :ick:

*Points to siggy*

IIRC...

Um, y'know, it's probably not a good idea to highlight that statement.