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Offline Rictor

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I believe the term is "oy vey!"
on: March 12, 2007, 08:03:06 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6441461.stm

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Israel is replacing its ambassador in El Salvador after the current envoy was found in a street, drunk, wearing only bondage gear, officials said.

"During the 60 years of the State of Israel, some of our diplomats have caused us embarrassment, as happens in every country," the official said.

"But an ambassador behaving indecently on a public thoroughfare, that has never happened before."

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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #1 on: March 12, 2007, 08:06:47 am
:lol: I think he went from Passover to Passout ;)

  

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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #2 on: March 12, 2007, 08:16:41 am
Isn't this just proving the Israelis know how to have a good time?
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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #3 on: March 12, 2007, 08:23:04 am
i have never been caught in public wearing any of my bondage gear, but i have been drunk a few times :D
yes, nuke really does own bondage gear. *crack* now beg!
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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #4 on: March 12, 2007, 08:44:46 am
Quote from: Nuke on March 12, 2007, 08:23:04 am
yes, nuke really does own bondage gear. *crack* now beg!

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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 08:47:56 am
Quote from: Nuke on March 12, 2007, 08:23:04 am
yes, nuke really does own bondage gear. *crack* now beg!

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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #6 on: March 12, 2007, 09:51:58 am
Quote from: Nuke on March 12, 2007, 08:23:04 am
yes, nuke really does own bondage gear. *crack* now beg!

Can I borrow it for a weekend? :D
 

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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #7 on: March 12, 2007, 10:27:09 am
Bondage gear or a nice basque and suspenders? Discuss.

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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #8 on: March 12, 2007, 12:52:20 pm
American Pie: Euro Trip comes to mind.

And FFS, who has a link to that bondage smiley?
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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #9 on: March 12, 2007, 02:07:51 pm
Basque.
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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #10 on: March 12, 2007, 03:06:47 pm
Hey Sandwich what kind of politicians do have guys have down there? :P
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Re: I believe the term is "oy vey!"
Reply #11 on: March 13, 2007, 01:47:21 am
Apparently as worldly as the rest of y'all. :p At least our politicians are honest about it, though. :D
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