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Offline WMCoolmon

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Girl bites Hamburger
on: April 04, 2007, 03:53:00 am
-C
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #1 on: April 04, 2007, 07:09:01 am
*Scarred for life*

No comment.
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Offline DarkShadow-

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #2 on: April 04, 2007, 11:39:56 am
 :nervous:

Well, he surely won't come close to other girls for some time.  :shaking:
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Offline Mr. Vega

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #3 on: April 04, 2007, 04:46:30 pm
Stalking is bad, mkay?
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
-John Maynard Keynes
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 06:15:28 pm
Quote from: Mr. Vega on April 04, 2007, 04:46:30 pm
Stalking is bad, mkay?

He probably wasn't stalking... she was drunk...
 

Offline vyper

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 06:24:51 pm
He was persistent in a nightclub; throwing a drink over him would've been more traditional. She's a ****ing nutter.
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
 

Offline Mr. Vega

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 08:31:25 pm
Well he didn't deserve *that*, but you can't exactly complain about what happens when you stalk someone.
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
-John Maynard Keynes
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 10:08:15 pm
Does asking someone to dance multiple times constitute stalking?
 

Offline Desert Tyrant

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #8 on: April 06, 2007, 03:18:37 pm
OH. MY. ****ING. GAWD! :eek:  Seriously, what the hell?  Why are there stories all over the place about girls biting cocks?
  

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #9 on: April 06, 2007, 04:46:47 pm
Quote from: thesizzler on April 04, 2007, 10:08:15 pm
Does asking someone to dance multiple times constitute stalking?

I've always thought of stalking as going to extreme lengths to follow someone around, doing things like figuring out their home address and parking there and observing them, sneaking around and following them from place to place while trying to stay hidden, etc.

I've never thought of being persistent as stalking. But some people will define it as that.
-C
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Girl bites Hamburger
Reply #10 on: April 06, 2007, 11:10:07 pm
Quote from: WMCoolmon on April 06, 2007, 04:46:47 pm
Quote from: thesizzler on April 04, 2007, 10:08:15 pm
Does asking someone to dance multiple times constitute stalking?

I've always thought of stalking as going to extreme lengths to follow someone around, doing things like figuring out their home address and parking there and observing them, sneaking around and following them from place to place while trying to stay hidden, etc.

I've never thought of being persistent as stalking. But some people will define it as that.

True. And it pisses me off. Unbelievably so.
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