[Mustang19]

...because it only takes 9 Bakhas to defang a Sath!



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[Vretsu]

Maybe the Sathanas realized they had huge, cave-like docking bays filled with hundreds of Dragon fighters.

[Snail]

And supporting fleets.

[MP-Ryan]

...because it only takes 9 1 Bakhas to defang a Sath!

Fixed.  Providing Alpha 1 is flying it =)

[Snail]

10 WAYS TO KILL ALPHA 1:

1) Never-warp and create a supernova.
2) Send in three Saths to ram him while jumping in/out.
3) Fire a BFRed at him using fire-beam with a repeat count of 9999999.
4) Put him in an Amazon and send in TEH FURIES!!!!!1111!!!!11oneoneoneoneleventy
5) self-destruct: Alpha 1.
6) Multiplayer
7) player-use-ai. HOW DUMB'S THE AI NOW, PUNK???!
8) change-ship-class: Alpha 1 >> GTEP Hermes.
9) sabotage-subsystem: Alpha 1 >> Engine, Weapons, Communications, Sensors, Navigation, then send in 10 wings of 6 dragons with 99 waves.
10) force-warp -->> AWOL briefing: desertion of the grounds is means for immediate death by firing squad, without trial!

[jr2]

10 WAYS TO KILL A SATHANAS:

1. ~+K
2. ~+K
3. ~+K
4. ~+K
5. ~+K
6. ~+K
7. ~+K
8. ~+K
9. ~+K
10. ~+K

[Snail]

That's 1 way.

[jr2]

So's yours:

1. Cheat
2. Cheat
3. Cheat
4. Cheat
5. Cheat
6. Cheat
7. Cheat
8. Cheat
9. Cheat
10. Cheat

[Snail]

Nope, those are done in FRED. YOURS are cheats. Literally.

[jr2]

I think any player who was on the other side of those ideas you posted would quickly disagree. 

Besides, you forgot #11:
Make him so mad at the mission he just quits. 

[Snail]

How about 101 ways to kill Alpha 1? I should make a book.

[jr2]

post it under "FreeSpace Art"

[Grizzly]

Let him be shot down by his future self (who is more experienced). The future self will then cease to exist.

[Game_Master64]

echo gate, right?

[Nuclear1]

10 WAYS TO KILL A SATHANAS:

1. ~+K
2. ~+K
3. ~+K
4. ~+K
5. ~+K
6. ~+K
7. ~+K
8. ~+K
9. ~+K
10. ~+K

You seem to have forgotten

11. ~+ALT+SHIFT+K.  x 10.

[Game_Master64]

call me a noob, but, and that does what? kill all hostiles?

[Snail]

It takes 10% off a ship, no matter how many HP it has.

[Polpolion]

THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL ALPHA 1:

don't play freespace.

[Dark Hunter]

That doesn't kill him though, that just causes him not to exist in the first place.

[jr2]

...I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah, DH, you're right.