[TrashMan]

Just warp in 99 Aeoluses.

[diceman111]

No you send in alpha 1 in a loki armed with Subach´s and no missiles

[Mathwiz6]

No, you use Tag-As, and Circes!

[takashi]

and send in 4 perseus's armed with kaysers and tornados. or even better, a 3 stage boss!

[Snail]

But remember to get rid of the Deus Ex Machinas...

[Dark Hunter]

Or just disable Alpha 1's comm system so he can't call in to help...

[Snail]

The messages weren't sent by Alpha 1's ship, it was sent by Alpha 1's astral projection (#Alpha 1).

[haloboy100]

We outta make a thread: "101 ways to kill Alpha one!!"

another way?

instead of "DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!"

he should say

"PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!!!"

or better yet, make another sath come in the opposite direction at the same time and sandwhich alpha one for good!!!  i gotta see that...

[Dark Hunter]

another way?

instead of "DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!"

he should say

"PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!!!"

I tried that once. I bounced off the top of the Sath, but didn't die...

[haloboy100]

well i STILL think alpha one will make a good hood ornament for a sath!!! 

i can see it now...the sath comming into capella, vaporising everything in it's path...with a pimpin' alpha 1 as a hood ornament!

Alpha 2: ZOMFG!! IT'S A SATH!!11111oneoneone!!..........hey...thats alpha one!!! hi alpha one!!! *waves*

Alpha 1: Hey it's alpha two!!!

*alpha two gets destroyed by a beam cannon*

Ok thats it!! i'm outta here!

*self destructs*

i can see alpha one witnessing all the events the sathanas has been through...


alpha 1: "hey it's the capella star!!!"

"ooo0oooo0oo....pretty explosions"

"hurray for deep-space fireworks!"

*warps out*

"hey! i was watching that!"

[takashi]

*sath goes through knossos number three*

alpah 1: hey...so behind knossos number three...is... a giant pig!?
shivan leader: i like pigs...!

[Flipside]

Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...

....Because they'd just blown up the local star?

[Game_Master64]

ya, that pretty much sums it up. heres a question, the saths are one tough sob, think they could survive a supernova?

[takashi]

if alpha one couldn't, no one can.

[haloboy100]

alpha one couldn't survive if the enemy cheated by using ~k once...yet you gotta do it 10 times to kill a sath.....and a quadrillion times against a volition bravos 

[takashi]

but the enemy cant use the cheats! they dont have keyboards conmtaing the letters "F", or "K". take that shivan languge!

[Hades]

They also can't type "arrrrwalktheplank" if they could they would have MILLIONS OF THEM. And then there computers would crash.
And Like 20 Bravos make a Perfect computer crash.

[Snail]

Actually, the letters F and K are actually in the Shivan language. What Bosch was trying to tell the Rephaim was the cheat codes. The Rephaim tried it and Alpha 4 exploded... Nobody noticed since wingmen always die anyway.

And K is in the Shivan language. Listen to the comm sounds again.

"buzz buzz   buzz buzz buzz buzz   buzz buzz BUZZ buzz buzz buzz"
basically, that's
"~ F  is a key press  that will KILL anyone you target."

That's what the Comm Nodes were for. Relaying cheat codes to all the Shivan fleet. But the SOC blew them up so they forgot about it. Not that they needed cheat codes.

[Mobius]

Actually, the letters F and K are actually in the Shivan language. What Bosch was trying to tell the Rephaim was the cheat codes. The Rephaim tried it and Alpha 4 exploded... Nobody noticed since wingmen always die anyway.

And K is in the Shivan language. Listen to the comm sounds again.

"buzz buzz   buzz buzz buzz buzz   buzz buzz BUZZ buzz buzz buzz"
basically, that's
"~ F  is a key press  that will KILL anyone you target."

That's what the Comm Nodes were for. Relaying cheat codes to all the Shivan fleet. But the SOC blew them up so they forgot about it. Not that they needed cheat codes.

well i STILL think alpha one will make a good hood ornament for a sath!!! 

i can see it now...the sath comming into capella, vaporising everything in it's path...with a pimpin' alpha 1 as a hood ornament!

Alpha 2: ZOMFG!! IT'S A SATH!!11111oneoneone!!..........hey...thats alpha one!!! hi alpha one!!! *waves*

Alpha 1: Hey it's alpha two!!!

*alpha two gets destroyed by a beam cannon*

Ok thats it!! i'm outta here!

*self destructs*

i can see alpha one witnessing all the events the sathanas has been through...


alpha 1: "hey it's the capella star!!!"

"ooo0oooo0oo....pretty explosions"

"hurray for deep-space fireworks!"

*warps out*

"hey! i was watching that!"

What does it add to this topic? NOTHING!

[Snail]

What does it add to this topic? NOTHING!

Hehe that was from that conversation in Internal, wasn't it...