but what does the monkey mean?
It has effectively the same connotation as your rather unfortunate custom title, only it's more of a visual thing. And of course, it is far, far cooler. Almost as cool as my new widescreen monitor, but not quite. I can type as much as I want and all the text remains on the same line! See? No matter how much drivel I edit into this post, it
remains on the same line. Well, of course, you can't see it at all, really, unless you too have a 20'' flatscreen monitor. Anyone who's anyone has one, afterall.
Money well spent. Money well spent, indeed. It was either help the starving orphans, or go blind trying to read text on a 20'' widescreen monitor at max resolution.
I've only had this thing for twenty minutes, and my eyes are already permanently skewed to the left and right, respectively.