
Welcome to the HLP Station. Exits are located to the right, left, up, down, and 4th-dimensionally. However, all of them are closed off due to hazards, except the one in the 4th dimension, and no one's yet figured how to reach it. In the event of a landing of any kind, you can and will be used as a flotation device. You can find the resident Shivan, Carl, in the ventilation duct. If you stumble into him, throw him your lunch and he'll leave you alone (usually). Flamethrowers can be found under your seat, but due to financial constraints have been refilled with holy water. Plasma rifles can be found in storage lockers, however these can only be opened by moderators,

, GOD or a
hyperintelligent shade of BluE. Please remember that any and all attempts to use the ASCII characters 0046h, 0053h, and 0033h in sequential order will cause flame wars such that you will inevitably be burned to a crisp as a result of. If you go in the Vasudan section of the station and find a box labelled “Headz”, please, don’t open it. Thank you and enjoy your stay!
YAY! I finally got one! IN YOUR FACE, LGM!!! (JK man)
You're in for a real treat if you've never played SCP before! Have fun!