Gunnery control, open fire!!!

Wrong gun, you idiot! Give me thaaaat!!

That's better. Welcome to the HLP Installation. Exits are located to the rear, left, up, and down. If can't get to one, just use the airlock. All references to a heretofore unnamed never-will-be sequel to FS2 are forbidden, as is saying the name of the ultimate evil, who goes by the initials D.S. Flamethrowers can be found under your seat but due to financial constraints have been re-filled with holy water. Advanced weapons are located in the locker, but these are restricted to Volition personnel, admins, or hyper-intelligent shades of the color blue......oh, and possibly the spacecrackhead who lives out back in the garbage scow, but we're taking care of that.....

If you hear horrible sounds of pain and suffering from the next room, it's only our resident emo hunters, just refrain from whining, and they won't get you. Finally, If you decide to go exploring our duct system, you may encounter Carl, the Shivan. Throw him your lunch and he'll leave you alone. If he doesn't, pray for a quick, painless death, which I can guarantee you are not gonna get.
Than you and have a nice stay!