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Offline Prophet

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Okay. I actually wrote some funny stories and was just proof reading them when I noticed new messages were posted. After reading them I thought, **** it. Why post my stories when this thread is about bashing an0n. Every one is obviously feeling sooo good about themselves for laying down judgement for someone who had fun on someones expense. Granted, it was a mean thing to do. But frankly, I find hypocrites equally disgusting.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
But frankly, I find hypocrites equally disgusting[/quote]

I would be a hypocrit only if I actually did things like that to people myself... ;)
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Oh, everybody, just deal with it.

1)  It's an0n.  What do you expect?
2)  It's not as if you've never picked on someone weaker/smaller/younger than you at any point in your life.  If you answer no to this, you're ****ing lying.
3)  It's an0n.
4)  Stop being self-righteous hypocrites with poles up your little buttocks.
5)  It's an0n.  If this shocks you, you must be ****ing stupid, have a very short-term memory, or new here.

Now I'm going to request that all this an0n-bashing be split and locked.  Grow up, people.  :doubt:
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Offline jr2

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Now I'm going to request that all this an0n-bashing be split and locked.  Grow up, people.  :doubt:
See, that's the problem.  Some of us have.

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
I haven't picked on no one.. ever... (unless you counts mosquitoes or smoe other parasitic bugs that I kill)
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Offline Snail

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
I like an0n, no matter how freaky it may seem at first.

Was he ever, at any point, "normal?"

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Now I'm going to request that all this an0n-bashing be split and locked.  Grow up, people.  :doubt:
See, that's the problem.  Some of us have.
Judging from the frequent, rapid slamming going on in this thread, I wouldn't have guessed. 

Was what an0n did deplorable to an extent?  Sure, I'll agree, but do we really need sixteen people telling him that and calling him a jackass?

I haven't picked on no one.. ever... (unless you counts mosquitoes or smoe other parasitic bugs that I kill)
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

I like an0n, no matter how freaky it may seem at first.

Was he ever, at any point, "normal?"
Long before you or I were born, I'm sure. ;)
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline jr2

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Heck, no one cares too much about him picking on someone, it's the fact that he set someone on fire, and still thinks it's hilarious.  It'd be just stupid & funny if it was his friend or something, but this is just a stranger.

Anyways, I was pissed and made my feelings known, and decided to make it my mission to ensure the kid suffered through a living Hell for the duration of the trip.
...
C'z me and Smithy had decided to stay up setting fire to his clothes while he was asleep.

We do his trousers, throw them out the window, wake him and he goes out to get them. And obviously we lock him out.

Eventually the teachers get involved because he's out in the corridor crying and banging on the door and ****.
...
Nothing serious. What's serious?  Breaking his leg? Just a nice burst of flame near his head to scare the **** out of him. Only Smithy's leaning over the edge of the top bunk going "Closer. Closer. A little more..." till the nozzle of the deodorant can is like 2-3 inches from the kid's face. Then I did it.

All I saw was a wave of flame course through the kid's hair with a sparkling, crackling effect. He jumps up screaming, having no ****ing idea what was going on, and I'd immediately shut the flamethrower off as soon as he moved so we were all plunged back into near-pitch-black. But there was just enough light coming through the tiny window to illuminate the kid to the extent I could see him sitting up in the bed, patting his head and trying to feel around his face to find out where his eyebrow went. Which was a nice accompaniment to his gentle whimpering.

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
An0n is.... An0n, there's no point taking offense to his opinions because (a) You won't change them and (b) If you do take offense, he'll simply wind you up more ;)

Just bear in mind that every time you rant at An0n, you are performing for him ;)

 

Offline jr2

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
OK, OK... so all of us telling him that he's the one being a
little asshat
won't make any difference at all to him?

 

Offline Snail

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
He.....doesn't.....CARE!!!!!

 

Offline jr2

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
*grumbles*

fine.

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
* redsniper facepalms
an0n, you've been away to long. Apparently some have forgotten your reputation.

Watching you guys try to make an0n feel guilt or remorse is laughable. You'd have an easier time trying to convert Kazan to creationism. :doubt:
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Offline an0n

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
An0n is.... An0n, there's no point taking offense to his opinions because (a) You won't change them and (b) If you do take offense, he'll simply wind you up more ;)

Just bear in mind that every time you rant at An0n, you are performing for him ;)

Dance, monkeys! DANCE!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline an0n

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
SUPERIORITY?  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're one sick little puppy...my dear little ubermensch...

If that story you wrote is true than there's only one word I have for you ...PATHETIC...

I'll tell you what, give me your phone number and I'll call you when I start giving a **** what you think.

"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline jr2

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
...Apparently someone never learned to play nice.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
WRONG MOVE

 

Offline an0n

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Heck, no one cares too much about him picking on someone, it's the fact that he set someone on fire, and still thinks it's hilarious.  It'd be just stupid & funny if it was his friend or something, but this is just a stranger.

Oh, grow the **** up, Sally.

He lost some hair. Big ****ing deal.

We did worse **** to him by accident.

Like at the second place we stayed, the first night we were there Smithy took the spare pillow from the 4th (unoccupied) bunk and repeatedly blew his nose on it (we later trashed the whole room with a chocolate fight, but that's beside the point).

And I mean like totally ****ing destroyed the pillow.

Then a few nights later, we were messing with the kid somehow (might've actually been the fire thing) and his pillow became unusable, so he gets up and everything kinda went to slow-motion as me and Smith both looked at each other and started laughing as the kid walks over and picks up the snot-caked pillow.

We told him about it in the morning.

:lol:
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Snail

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
jr2, give up on trying to make an0n do anything. The only way you'd make him do that at all is probably with a gun to his head or something similar...

I might not be here for that long but I certainly know about an0n. And I'll welcome him back now rather than try to get him to go away or 'play nice.'

Welcome back an0n. I salute you sah.

  

Offline an0n

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
* redsniper facepalms
an0n, you've been away to long. Apparently some have forgotten your reputation.

My reputation was somewhat suspect to begin with.

****, half the people here still think I actually hacked the forums during the April Fool's Day Fiasco....
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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