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Offline brozozo

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Well, I would kinda hope you'd be upset if the kid burned his lungs or his eyes & had to go to the hospital...

What is up with people on this forum putting stuff in really small font? I don't get it. I can't see a reason why you would want to read this particular statement in such a tiny font, and most of the other stuff that gets shrunk is pointless bull****.


 
Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Well, my point was that, apparently, that 50% of the population didn't happen to include An0n...  I wanted him to know what he had done can have very definite negative effects on people, such as driving them to suicide. 

As for the whole religion thing:  First of all, it's my responsibility to "advertise" it, if you will, it was one of the things Christ commanded of every one of His followers.  Secondly, I want others to know about what I feel is the single most important (and most wonderful) thing in life.  That doesn't mean it's gotta be all "Jesus loves you, let's be friends, lah de dah" or some such cheesy thing, but if I get an opportunity, I will talk about what I believe.  I never once tried to force you to fall in line with what I believe, I merely stated my own beliefs.  Where it goes from there is up to you, and it's in fact unbiblical to pursue it much beyond that point.  As for me playing with fire in that regard, again, all I did was state my beliefs.  That's no reason to respond with anger.
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Offline jr2

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
It is infact you who are playing with fire since you are so joyfully dragging that religion here when infact it has caused some heated discussion in the past in this very diverse community.

Hey!  Tolerance, dude... where's your tolerance?  Oh, wait, that's right, doesn't apply to this religion.  :rolleyes: I forgot.  :lol:  Seriously, people should stop being so touchy about God.  They act like it burns or something.

 

Offline Prophet

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Now you are jumping to conclusions. I'm tolerant towards religions of all kinds. I was just mentioning something I remembered happening before.

Don't go assuming my stance on this when you don't know if I belong to any religion, or how often I visit my local church/temple/stone ring.

It's just that I object advertising, especially if it's about religion and when no one asked about it. And when someone tries to rub god on my face, ugly things may happen unless I'm very drunk (not that I'm implying anyone tried to to convert me here let me be clear on that, considering the audience).


And this is all I wish to say about this subject in this topic. I'm sure someone will approach Goatmaster if they are even slightly interested about what he has to say about his beliefs.
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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the fundie has a nick like the title of a beastiality porn movie?

Yeah, baby. Master them goats....
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....

Now you are jumping to conclusions. I'm tolerant towards religions of all kinds. I was just mentioning something I remembered happening before.

Don't go assuming my stance on this when you don't know if I belong to any religion, or how often I visit my local church/temple/stone ring.


And I'd appreciate if you'd stop throwing god at my face. It is infact you who are playing with fire since you are so joyfully dragging that religion here when infact it has caused some heated discussion in the past in this very diverse community.
(emphasis added)

@ An0n: although how you know the title of a bestiality porn movie is not something I want to speculate about, the nick actually comes from the fact that I live on a goat ranch, and that I'm not a very creative person.
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!

  

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
The fact that you live on a goat ranch does not diminish my amusement.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
I'm glad.
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!

 

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
And I'd appreciate if you'd stop throwing god at my face. It is infact you who are playing with fire since you are so joyfully dragging that religion here when infact it has caused some heated discussion in the past in this very diverse community.
(emphasis added)
:wtf:

You obviously have some kind of idea about something. Care to enlighten me? Because your oh so subtle hint I don't get.
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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
just the fact that you said "that religion" as if that one in particular were one I was "playing with fire" by bringing up, as if mentioning Christianity, as opposed to, say, bhuddism,would net me a flame war.
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
The only mention of God in goats post:

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lol who said I'm a touchy, whiny person?  And no, I don't think I'm somehow special, other than the fact that I have a certain perspective on such things.  I don't have personal problems anymore, thank God (literally), so you can quit trying to ignite flame wars here and go get some obviously much-needed sleep.

And THIS gets you riled up Prophet?  :wtf: A very commn expression one can hear a million times?  :wtf:

*take a step away from Prophet*

Oookaay...you clearly have some issues I'd rather not know anything about.
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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
heh, I think he's referring to that plus my post in the thread that praises God for the death of Falwell.
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!

 

Offline Prophet

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
just the fact that you said "that religion" as if that one in particular were one I was "playing with fire" by bringing up, as if mentioning Christianity, as opposed to, say, bhuddism,would net me a flame war.

****. I already went and promised to stop playing with you. Okay oone last time.

That indeed was very observant of you. It was unintentional slip from me, thought I did not mean it that way at all. Had you mentioned buddhism there would have been little danger of flame war. Because AFAIK buddhist tend to be level headed, and a minority in these forums.

But it was a statement based on past experience on these boards, as well as influences received from watching international news. Christianity, as a peaceful religion it likes to present itself, still has the tendency to raise quite the... discussion, every once in a while.

Now, really, I will stop and you can have the final word if that pleases you.


@ TrashMan: I'm not really riled up at all... :wtf: And it's possible (but unintentional) that I might have mixed to two topics, though I doubt it. I however have little desire to go trought this topic to prove it coz' this I'm on my boss' computer and it's really painful to browse with. It has explorer, among other things... :shaking:
And I'm kinda trying to wash my hands of this discussion.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
an0n is definately going about his opposition to christianity all wrong. first off, dont ramble about satan. thats just being a christian in reverse. i find it is much more effective to simply reject the concept of free will. the second step is to get as many noovbs brainwashed by black metal as possible. i have convinced at least 40 people that kvltgrimtrooblackmetalistkrieg will lead to enlightenment. it is greatly more effective to use history against them than science. science is built upon judeo-christian concepts of free will and with an openness for debate will only generate arguments that lead nowhere. remember your not trying to make them take your side, your goal is to crush and nullify their faith, only then can the application of your own ideas be administered (this is something essential to things like military training, or starting a cult). so use historical references as to why christianity is bad. remind them that their most ancient ancestors were once pagans crushed by christwanking roman phallace, diseased by the madness and/or genious of constantine to use religion as a penis analog (the roman empire) enhancement tool. you may use other referances such as the inquisition, the churches alliance with the third reich, and atrocious christians throughout history, like vlad the impaler. the hippie technique of calling conservitive christians hypocrits is also highhly ineffective. sience this leads to philisophical debate and to make it even worse political debate as well. attack with a conservative edge and show great respect to ancient pagan anscestory including religious practices and heathen gods, do not hippie-out and completly misunderstanding pagan ways of old like the wiccans. remind them about how much of our culture is actually based on pagan values as with. things like the days of the week, our calender, so called christian holidays, trial bu jury, all of which are pagan concepts. did you know decorating a christmas tree is really a way of giving sacrifices to the gods? encourage ther spread of negative scuttlebut about chistian leaders, organizations, and practices. quote varg vickernes (www.burzum.org) whenever possible. and last but not least, the best way to oppose christianity is to NOT BECOME ONE OF THEM!!!.

that is all  :hopping:
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
This is not a funny story.......... :sigh: :nervous:
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Offline Nuke

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
call it operational instructions for a social nihilism experiment. :D

and dispite the title of the thread, there doesnt seem to be much funny, save an0ns first post.
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
No carry on, this thread is extremely funny!  :lol:
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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
What was the point of that post anyway Nuke? :wtf:
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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
This is not a funny story.......... :sigh: :nervous:

This entire thread is a funny story.....

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
USeful posts 4..................... :wakka:


Actually now i look back through the previous pages i have to agree. :nod:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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