[Mefustae]

...Or, at least until you divulge some top-secret military information.

Seems that the Chinese have been using foxy female agents to nick technology and infomation from Japanese troops. Not only this, but the Japanese are trying desperately to cover it up from the Americans, with good reason:

The government was particularly anxious to keep the Americans in the dark about all this, since the Chinese apparently got their hands on Aegis anti-aircraft system technology via their lady spies.

Owned.

[Polpolion]

[Sarafan]

Owned.

Rightfully said.

[redsniper]

Owned.

Hoe-wned?

[Herra Tohtori]

 

[Mefustae]

Owned.

Hoe-wned?

Terrible. Just terrible.

[karajorma]

Bah. I doubt that this is true. This is actually a ruse by the Japanese tourist board. Now they'll get a flood of computer geeks catching flights to Japan and heading to the vicinity of military bases where they can pose as military geeks in order to get laid.

Japan gets to cash in on all those sex tourism dollars without actually needing to have hookers standing on street corners looking unsightly.

[TrashMan]

What a diabolical plan! Insidius! Unheard off!

*goes to pack suitcase*

[Colonol Dekker]

Makes a nice change form trying to smuggle cash out of my wallet........
*leaves decoy maps of troop movements around wallet to disract foxy women*

[Mustang19]

The military geeks are the most sought after by the Chinese spies, as these guys have access to the most valuable military secrets. Geeks tend to be least experienced with women, and most vulnerable to a clever, and shapely, Chinese spy.

If someone posted that on Hard Light they would be fried alive. 

[Wobble73]

But's it's so true! We only have to look at some of the threads in this forum to see that! (Worst first date stories, Best first date stories etc.) 


and yes I have posted in both, but I'm married so it doesn't count