[redmenace]

Alright guys post your stories of your worst first date or worst date[preferebly the former.]

[Alikchi]

Went out on my first date with a friend of a friend who was actually really cute, but had no social skills whatsoever, and was new to driving his car - we were both 16. We didn't even really make it half a mile before he rear ended some lady. Nobody was hurt, but we were stuck waiting for the police for an hour. I couldn't call my parents - they didn't know I was dating - so we just spent an awkward hour loitering on the side of the road.

Poor guy was already jittery, it was his first date ever, and he just kept apologizing over and over and over until I was utterly sick of him and we were BOTH miserable. But I had to date him again so he didn't completely collapse in on himself. Sigh..

[redmenace]

Alright, now mine. Tonight I met this girl through a dating service. I have spoken to her on the phone a few times. When I got there I was fashionably late, 5 minutes [DC traffic sucks]. She already had gotten and enjoyed her coffee from starbucks when I got there. Strike 1. She had crap caked to her teeth. Strike 2. She had so much maskera on it wasn't funny. Strike 3. It gets better. I drove 1.5 hours to find out she could only stay 25 minutes. She had the personality of a cinder block. I was very disapointed because I really put my absolute best foot forward.

[TrashMan]

So there's a hot (and very smart) girl in my class, and we're friends. When I asked her out to the movies she clearly stated that she isn't interested in dating anyone yet...
so there wasn't even a date techincly...but hey, I'm a picky person and so far there have only been 3 girls I'd really wanted to date (I'm not into that dating for cute racks sake...or dating sake)

[Mefustae]

So there's a hot (and very smart) girl in my class, and we're friends. When I asked her out to the movies she clearly stated that she isn't interested in dating anyone yet...

I'm sure i'm not the only one here who sort of hoped that you would have continued on to say that you saw that very same girl on a date with someone that evening. Would have made for a far more interesting story.

[redmenace]

Usually "not interested in dating anyone yet" means try harder.

[TrashMan]

She's a programmer...far better then me as a metter of fact (hehe...I waste my time modding gamez ).
No, she doens't have glasses, and she's hot. And there's even hotter chicks in my class...computer sinces in't for for boy geks wiht glasses anymore. And I'm glad
And no, she's not dating anyone...as a matter of fact, I don't think she ever truly dated...but then again, neither have I...meh.

[Scuddie]

I'm 25, and I have never dated.  I win .

[TrashMan]

I'm 26...I win

[aRaven]

omg!

[Mefustae]

omg!

I would qft, but then i'd be a hypocrite.

[Thor]

getting back on topic.

I asked this girl out to a movie in highschool.  she was pretty cute, and in a few of my classes.  We went and saw "The World is not Enough" and things are going pretty well, we chatted for a bit, i even did the wonderfully high school "put your arm around her with a yawn."  We sat down for a coffee afterwards to wait for our folks to come pick us up, and she says to me...

"so, when i said yes, I didn't realize this was a date...I'm not interested in seeing anyone."

I thought i had made my intentions pretty clear, and needless to say i was crushed, and was at a loss for words for the remaining few minutes.  Looking back on it now, its rather funny, and it turned out she really wasn't interested in seeing anyone (as far as i know, she still isn't.)

Just one of my many dating horror stories

[WMCoolmon]

I went to see "Hollywood Homicide" for my first date. That kind of speaks for itself.

[Liberator]

I'm 25, and I have never dated.  I win .

I'm 26...I win

I'm 29...

[Prophet]

God.. Such geeks we have here...

I've dated a couple of times. I kinda ruined both of these promising starts though...
And I even once had to turn down one chick that was after me. She was moderately attractive. But I hear she had the habit of cutting herself, which I have lately been thinking would have been quite interesting. But she also was crazy for horses, and I have to draw the line at something...
She once came to me just before class crying that her parents sold her pony... "Woman! That's not interesting!"
That may have been mean. She did start yapping crap about me after that. But also did some other questionable things that made me feel happy about my resolve.

Been on a bit of a dry spell now... For about 3 years...

[Flipside]

Heh, didn't meet someone I wanted to stay with until I was nearly 30, but I will admit, I did have relationships before that, some good, some er... not so good, but that's life

[TrashMan]

omg!

ERm...a small error...I'm still 25..LOL ..will be 26 in 2 months...hehehe

Besides, who sez you HAVE to date X times boefore you Y years old. Stupid society....

[Wobble73]

omg!

ERm...a small error...I'm still 25..LOL ..will be 26 in 2 months...hehehe

Besides, who sez you HAVE to date X times boefore you Y years old. Stupid society....

 

How could you forget how old you are?????

Early onset of senility????

[Prophet]

If someone asks for my age, I have to do some serious calculations to give the answer. Why would I need to memorize something as trivial as my age? Especially when I have to memorize it again once a year! It's enough that I remember my date (and year) of birth as it is far more useful.

Though in TrashMans case, he even seems to forget the date... Thats crazy...

[Nuclear1]

But I hear she had the habit of cutting herself, which I have lately been thinking would have been quite interesting. But she also was crazy for horses, and I have to draw the line at something...

No, not the horses!  Anything but the horses!