[Stormkeeper]

Kids tend to avoid me in the streets. Must be the fact that i literally look down at them all.

[haloboy100]

Ya, i beat up some kid for taking 20 bucks from me...

[Flipside]

Thing is, my Dad didn't ever beat me, I think I got spanked once in my entire life, and that was when I was about 6 and I ran a key along about 5 cars in the street I lived in, I was too young to realise it was wrong really, but I soon found out.

The fact of the matter was, the simple fact that the option of spanking was there in the first place was enough to exert control over me to a certain degree, remove the option, you remove a level of discipline, not because you can't soank your child, but because your child knows you cannot spank them.

[haloboy100]

i've probably been spanked 20 times back in the junior days...

[Hades]

I was spanked literally 3 times a day.

[Unknown Target]

For all those people out there who hate undisciplined children, you'll probably love this bash.org quote:

http://bash.org/?777977

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little ****s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “****! ****!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

[Hades]

I do love it. J/K But sknowing me i would have YELLED LOUDER THAN THIS.

Also Spanking doesn't help i mean i was spanked every day and im still evil.....

[haloboy100]

I do love it. J/K But sknowing me i would have YELLED LOUDER THAN THIS.

Also Spanking doesn't help i mean i was spanked every day and im still evil.....

Hades, it's half the reason you are evil..you can take a beating and still get going after the first hundred spankings.

[haloboy100]

For all those people out there who hate undisciplined children, you'll probably love this bash.org quote:

http://bash.org/?777977

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little ****s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “****! ****!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Ha ha ha, nice

[BS403]

My parents spanked me when i was growing up, but only when i deserved it. By the time i was 9 I never got spanked again. Why? because i wasn't a little asshole anymore. It taught me respect for my elders.  I love that quote above, nobody dicsiplines their children anymore and they run around and scream and bite. At the grocery store I walk right next to my mom and wasn't a little prick. At school I see all these kids how are assholes and will  always be assholes. Spanking me was the best thing my parents ever did for me.

[Stormkeeper]

Some smart ass kid yelled at my younger brother and made him cry. And then laughed at him. Then I went up and asked him why did he yell at 'That kid over there'. I didn't say he was my younger brother. and the kid said, 'For fun.' Then I said, 'Oh, okay. Then i'm going to slap you.' He looks at me and says 'why?' I say:'For ****ing fun. For ****ing yelling at my younger brother.' Then he freaks and runs away.

Here's the best part. He ran and got his big brother. Who asked me 'How dare you yell at my brother and threaten to hit him!' I just stared at him, deadpan, looking straight into his eyes. Then he noticed I was holding something wrapped in cloth, and he started panicking. Then I said, 'He started it. He just needs to apologiese.' So he made his younger brother apologies to my younger brother, and then he actually ran.

[Polpolion]

This one time, I beat up a kid right in front of my mom.

She just told me not to do it again.

[haloboy100]

Some smart ass kid yelled at my younger brother and made him cry. And then laughed at him. Then I went up and asked him why did he yell at 'That kid over there'. I didn't say he was my younger brother. and the kid said, 'For fun.' Then I said, 'Oh, okay. Then i'm going to slap you.' He looks at me and says 'why?' I say:'For ****ing fun. For ****ing yelling at my younger brother.' Then he freaks and runs away.

Here's the best part. He ran and got his big brother. Who asked me 'How dare you yell at my brother and threaten to hit him!' I just stared at him, deadpan, looking straight into his eyes. Then he noticed I was holding something wrapped in cloth, and he started panicking. Then I said, 'He started it. He just needs to apologiese.' So he made his younger brother apologies to my younger brother, and then he actually ran.

Ha ha...i outta try that, since i have three siblings of my own to defend

Of course it wont work on the same person twice...

[S-99]

I got bullied a lot when i was young. Hell when i was 6 one bigger kid the same age as me tried to pick me up by my neck. The bigger kid and his friend were making fun of my ears which stuck out a little when i was younger. So i called the bigger one a butt head and didn't quite run away. I just walked away without thinking about running (i should have ran). Then it's me against a wall trying to be picked up by the neck. I never had anyone to watch out for me. Hell even some of my friends were double crossing assholes.

Later in my life i just made friends with all the bullies, and that worked out just great since they actually ended up being cool people while they're still bullying my backstabbing friends (which my old friends completely deserved). I was a skinny quiet weak fry growing up. Later in life i learned how to bully people too, the few times i bully people is when i'm bullying the pieces of **** who bully other people (i bully the bullies). Mainly because i do enjoy pushing bully's around whenever i get a chance, and not everyone out there has people to stand up for them, sort of like when i was growing up.

[colecampbell666]

I hate this no-tolerance policy in Canadian and (other?) schools. They say that the second that there is bullying the kid gets suspension, but the hardcore assholes in my school rarely get truly punished. They just get an in-school suspension, which isn't punishment at all.

My parents, and all of my friends parents, actually encourage violent defense against these kids. I have beaten the living **** out of several of them on several occasions. Some of them still don't learn though. One of them will get the picture and leave me alone for several years until I have to re-fresh his memory. The rest leave me alone for good.

[Harbinger of DOOM]

TBH, age doesn't really matter on the internet.... its how you act.......... I'm 15 BTW.

[jr2]

Age is a state of mind.... usually time changes it for the better... (at least you hope so).

[Snail]

Some of you scare me, but this thread is fun. Venting one's anger out at stupid little ****ers who deserve it is really fun. That vengeful fury that you unleash on them just makes me feel so damn good. And then seeing them weeping away is great.

Any more fun stories to pass around?

[S-99]

once, i necro'ed a thread and didnt get a message from someone else. how exilarating! forum life is SO exiting! 

ok, a better one. i was once the best modder in my house. and then SOMEONE learned how to tile textures...

  You are right, forum life is so EXITING. In fact you got ip-banned last time. I guess that goes along with the forum life is so exiting for you dealie. I guess besides the cheese jokes that you are in the right thread for us to judge what age you are, for you to tell us what it actually is, for us not to believe your answer, and for you to defend your claim.

Speaking of kids. I rarely get mad, i try to be very peaceful, and i put up with a whole lot of stupid **** from people. Well i was hanging out at the liquor store with my friend who was behind the counter. And one of the *****es who worked there wasn't anywhere to be found, but her 11 year old child was. He's a short skinny red head piece of **** who stomped on my ut2004 box full of the game discs while he was rampaging and destroying my best friends house while he was being babysitted by my best friends little bro, this was when he was 8. This kid completely is pretty much what snail described when he had a kid threatening a computer with a cup of water. Hell if this kid will destroy and rampage anyones stuff if you try to force him to eat a can of chef boyardee beef ravioli as opposed to giving him a candy bar 24/7. Anyway, he was being all annoying at this liquor store i was hanging out at, and this kid started messing with the cash register trying to open it, took like 7 long sticks of beef jerky without buying them (most of those made it onto the floor), he took 4 20 ounce pepsi's (idk where he took those), he tried taking some candy. But, the thing that really set me off after half an hour of annoying stealing and me and the cashier telling the kid to go home was when the kid started messing with the machine that prints your receipts. He just held down the button so the receipt machine would dispense it's whole roll of paper.

That pissed me off more than the wasting of food on the floor and the greed in taking a ton of 20 ounce sodas. I did it without thinking, i yelled at the kid calling him a piece of **** and that he needs to go home. After that he left. And in my vow to have a balanced and peaceful attitude and personality, i realized that yelling can actually scare people, which was wierd for me because i did not know that.

[Raven2001]

Kinda missed this till now: Ill be 21 next month, ot FS 10 years ago and fell in love ever since.

As for spanking\beating\whatever:
A very good and hard slap in the face does wonders in children education most often than not. Theres other viable methods, but nothing can replace focalized, intense pain in a square inch of your body
And in all honestly its ridiculous that nowadays a teacher gets sued for doing his\her frakking job!!! (educating the younglings= a good slap in the face when needed).