Speaking of super enhanced admirals. No joke on that. Man, if you don't take your vitamins, you'll feel like one piece of ****. Vitamins really do make you feel great and perform better. Drink that minute maid. I think bosch does, and the rest of command doesn't. Vitamin deficient underperforming mistake making dummies versus on his vitamins smart ass bosch. I mean bosch knew that he had something going on when he discovered this 370 year old juice recipe from earth. Bosch did miss earth and want to re-establish contact, so he looked in his vintage 1999 refrigerator family heirloom kept in the family. Most people get like grandma or grandpa's rings for family heirlooms or something. Bosch thought he was ****ed with this refrigerator dealie, but kept in the cold in the vacuum of space, he brought it inside a cargo ship and opened it up, and found 2 frozen cans of minute maid. First he followed the instructions like any other wingman under A1's command. First he opened the can, mixed it with all the right amount of water, and mixed it in exactly one minute (without OJ you're just as dumb and naive as A1's wingmates, i mean, he could have like mixed it in like 2 or 3 minutes since he didn't think of thawing the can of OJ mix first).
He said, "F*** damn that was great!", he was instantly a lot smarter and rose in rank due to this. He completely noticed that he was unlike any other terran or even any vasudan out there. Bosch then had an epiphany, he should try the new MINUTE MAID TANGERINE WITH CALCIUM. That is when he said, "F*** damn that was great, F*** coffee!". Bosch then became a hot head being revitalized with tasty sweet minute maid tangerine juice. He had his vitamins, he had energy, and with that calcium, he was regularly having and surviving bloody brawls with vasudans of which he slowly started a winning streak.
Then this is when bosch got even smarter synthesizing the minute tangerine with calcium recipe molecule for molecule. He kept drinking this **** everyday. Started researching ancient ruins, manipulating command, manipulating people. He started his own projects that stealthily grew into the ntf (which he never let have a drop of minute maid to keep them dumb so they wouldn't figure out what bosch was really up to). He used those poor ntf suckers to do all his ****, then he found the knossos portal at last, and built etac in a second due to minute maid tangerine. Activated the knossos, and sent his ntf flunkies through the node first.
The rest is history, bosch makes contact with the shivans and lets all the ntf **** off in gtva cells now. So really, the real culprit is minute maid tangerine. Everyones been cut off from earth so they don't get that **** anymore. Except bosch with the heirloom fridge.
And this is why the gtva is stupid and how bosch outsmarted them. For all we know with bosch successfully synthesizing the minute maid tangerine recipe. He's either going to **** the shivans over, or give them the juice too
Vitmain defficiency doesn't do anybody good
...it certainly didn't for the gtva, vasudans, and bosch's ntf floozies.
