Now I'm trying to get my laptop to connect to my desktop since I downloaded a bunch of drivers and such in anticipation of Teh Format™, but I can't get the buggers to communicate. The ethernet controller on my laptop is being gay retarded. It says limited or no connectivity unless I manually give it an IP address (which is the wrong way to fix this anyways), and whether it has connectivity or not, I get a "You might not have permission to use this network resource" error when I try to access it from my desktop.
I ran the network wizard on both computers. They have the same workgroup name, the cat-5 is plugged in, I have folder and printer sharing turned on, I have folders actually set to be shared. When I try to repair the connection on the laptop end it hangs on "Renewing IP Address".
So, wtf?
EDIT: and I updated the drivers for the networking... thing on my laptop.