[Herra Tohtori]

So awesome...

Elvish: Findaráto Elensar



...or, if I switch the first name and surname, I get "Amras of Nargothrond", which is actually somewhat more Tolkienian, seeing as how most peoples (including all the seven sorts of elven divisions) seen in Middle-earth (aside from Hobbits) used one name and a bunch of descriptives, titles and occasional "son of <blank>" added to them, like in Túrin Turambar (turambar = master of doom ), Aragorn son of Arathorn, Arwen Undómiel (Evenstar, obviously)...

...and seeing as how I can practically already feel blank stares emanating from my monitor, I think I should stop my rambling here.


Hobbit (now this is kinda gem IMHO): Bolo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern

How kick-ass name would Bolo be?

[TrashMan]

Don't trust that name generator....Here's what it gives me:

Maedhros Ringëril   

That's TOTALY..wrong.

[Mobius]

Maedhros? Tolkien's Hades? How's this possible?!?

[Ghostavo]

Maybe there is something to these online name generators after all...

 

[Flipside]

Elrohir Tinehtelë is what I got for the Elvish name.

I'm the worlds most open-minded Hobbit apparently....

Wilibald Bracegirdle of Hardbottle

...makes you wonder even more about those hairy feet....

[colecampbell666]

How kick-ass name would Bolo be?

Bilo is a better name...

[Wobble73]

Hobbit (now this is kinda gem IMHO): Bolo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern

How kick-ass name would Bolo be?

I like Hamwich  We have Hamwiches here in Britain, a slice of ham with a slice of mozarella cheese wrapped in breadcrumbs and deep fried (or grilled if that's your preference). Mmmmmm Tasty! 

[Nuke]

no orc names?

[Mobius]

I like Hamwich  We have Hamwiches here in Britain, a slice of ham with a slice of mozarella cheese
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mozzarella*

no orc names?

Tolkien didn't develop the language created by Sauron so much, we only have a few scripts in Sauron's language....there's no way to have Orc names for everyone.

[Nuke]

so how did varg get away with it?

[Mobius]

Uh? There are what...four sentences in Sauron's language, one of which comes from the Orcs of Isengard(pretty much a dialect). The longest thing we have is written in the Ring....which is nothing compared to stuff like Namarie.

[Nuke]

so noted. no wonder i never liked tolkien, the bad guys werent evil enough (as far as vocabulary goes anyway).

[Mobius]

so noted. no wonder i never liked tolkien, the bad guys werent evil enough (as far as vocabulary goes anyway).

Have you ever read all of his works...?

[Snail]

I've read a few of them.

[Mobius]

I was talking with Nuke. Ah...yeah..."you" is both singular and plural. So primitive.

If you take in consideration Melkor/Morgoth and you continue to claim that Tolkien's bad guys aren't evil enough...well...

[Snail]

English sucks. Speak Shivan.

[Mobius]

I know that English sucks. But I can't speak Shivan.

[Snail]

What? Quantum pulses too hard to learn?

[Mobius]

I'm Terran, remember.

[Snail]

Yeah, well so am I. Watch:

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