[an0n]

And by 'fun' I mean girls and alcohol.

Let's get naked.... 

* an0n grabs a girl and a beer and drags them into the Secret Dungeon he built before leaving, leaving his shoulder-mounted Plasmacaster to deal with Kara 

[Mefustae]

...into the Secret Dungeon he built before leaving

Ah, yes. I was beginning to wonder where all that screaming and the smell of rotting flesh was coming from.

[Grey Wolf]

Actually, that would be this forum dying.

[Mefustae]

Ouch, stinging.

[Grey Wolf]

4000+ members, but only 600 topics and 12000 posts last month? That doesn't imply that something is seriously wrong here? Warpstorm has 200 members and has the same output.

[an0n]

No ****.

Once me, Stryke, Kazan and KT bailed, this place went to ****.

You need to bring ze fun back in.

Maybe have an actual, proper release of SCP bundled with the Upgrade Project that'll actually run on most computers, then whore it out to the modding media.

[Grey Wolf]

And move this back to the top and change the name back to Hard Light.

[an0n]

They won't.

They already said like 50 times while everyone was screaming at them to do it that they wouldn't.

[Kamikaze]

I see dead people.

[Grey Wolf]

This place is like a cemetery. Hell, a cemetery has more action than this place.

[an0n]

I see a NW Reunion

[General Battuta]

Y'know, I gotta go with the doom-and-gloom people here.

I've missed an0n. And others. They should come back.

[an0n]

* an0n flexes

[General Battuta]

After observing your flexing, we have reached the following conclusions.

You do not qualify as 'man of steel.'

You are, like, 'man of Saran-wrap'. Or something.

[an0n]

Man of Jiggles.

[Mars]

This place is like a cemetery. Hell, a cemetery has more action than this place.

What are you doing in cemeteries?

[Grey Wolf]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[an0n]

Munging your grandma.

[Snail]

Munging your grandma.

Creating extra.... Orifices, are we?

[an0n]

No, just eating her rotting innards from the old ones.