"I remember when I first came to America.  I had nothing in my pocket but a hammer and a powerful laxative..." -- Colin Mocherie
"Lassie is the perfect public service announcement.  I mean, exactly how many times does Timmy have to fall down the well before his parents buy those child-proof gates?" -- A Random Thought
"Morbid = Related to death; Gory = Your insides being on your outsides." -- Karajorma
"I never question that brown eggs and white eggs are the same.  What I do question is the route they took through the chicken." -- Dave Barry
"If it ain't eye candy, hide it at all costs." -- Mac Philosophy by Pyro MX
On Mac vs. PC ads:
aldo_14:  Getting obnoxious?
aldo_14:  Getting obnoxious?
ngtm1r:  Someone hit aldo, he's skipping.
aldo_14:  Getting obnox......OW!
Bush (Verb) - To do stupid things with confidence.
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