For the sake of equal rites and political correctness, I call for a Talk Like A Ninja day as well.
Why not? We'll then add the Talk like a Sicilian day, the Talk like a Napolitan day, the Talk like a Roman(modern one) day, the Talk like a Roman(old one) day, the Talk like an Emo day, the Talk like a Star Wars mad fan day, the Talk like a Viper pilot day, the Talk like Mussolini day, the Talk like Churchill day, the Talk like Gandhi day, the Talk like a Gay day {insert VERY long list}
Let's turn HLP into a Cosmopolitan site. A bad one.

<please note my sarcasm...I don't want a
Naruto Ninja Day>