"You bottled out of calling an election!" Tory leader David Cameron tells Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown because he doesn't call an early general election. What an insightful and productive contribution to the democratic process. Please can someone pick up Mr Cameron's dummy and hand it back to him. It's okay I'm not angry. It was past 7pm and David was just tired. Little David was very upset bless him. Especially after he dared Gordon. In fact he double and TRIPPLE dared him!
I know. I find that very funny. Especially in light of the fact that I doubt he was on his soapbox calling for John Major to call an election when he was in the exact same position.
Today David is complaining that Labour stole one of their policies. This was a surprise as I wasn't aware there was some kind of intelectual copyright on political ideas. Whoever came up with democracy should look check that out. They're missing out on some serious royalties. Gordon also stole David's homework. So David called Gordon names. I'm of the opinion that as punishment David should be told to stand in the corner with his hands on his head and later be sent to bed without any dinner.
And quite frankly that makes me want to vote for Gordon Brown more than David Cameron any day of the week. I'd rather have someone leading the country who recognises a good idea for what it is than someone who refuses to think anything could be worth doing unless they came up with it.
Instead of complaining about theft Cameron should have kept his mouth shut and pointed out at the election how come all Brown's best ideas were actually thought up by the Conservatives. That would have been a much more mature attitude to take and would have scored a lot more points with the voters than crying about how Gordon's copying him.
Of course the funny thing is that if he continues this way Cameron is going to look like an even bigger baby and no one is going to want to vote for him cause of that. Can you imagine this man at a G8 conference?

Now if only Gordon would sort out where he sits on the whole stupid 90 day detentions **** I might actually consider voting Labour for the first time since John Smith died. But while he's still threatening to bring in that nonsense I'm not even remotely interested.