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Offline jr2

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From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p

From Miss Mariam Kabel
Abidjan Cote Divoi
 
Dear one,
 
allow me to address myself to you by email because it is the only means of which I could have for the moment via the Chamber of Commerce and Industry of dimension ivory.
I come by this mail to inform you of my desire to enter a report/ratio of businesses with you.
I obtained some contacts among which your particularly retained me the attention because I am in fact in the search of a trus worthy person and in good faith who can assist me in a purely social and human spirit.
 
My name is Mariam Kabel, I am 23 years old and I am the only  girl of my late father Emmenuel Kabel, who was a negotiating cocoa rich person based in Abidjan, the economic capital of the ivory coast before it is poisoned by his associates of businesses to one of their meeting to discuss on a business cocoa. Since the death of my mother on October 14, 2002, my father took me so special since being orphan. Thus before its death on August 22, 2006 in a private clinic private (pisam) here in Abidjan, it secretly called me on its bed of hospital to the private clinic and said to me that it has one sum of 8.500.000 USD (eight million five hundred miles American dollars) in a frozen account in a local bank here in Abidjan, and assure me that I am the direct heiress of this sum in bank and it moreover explained me that it was because of this richness that it was poisoned by its associates of businesses which believed capacity to profit from its richness after its death, and which I should seek somebody abroad in a country of my choice which could help me to transfer my money and to invest it.
Dear Sir, I seek your assistance in the following ways honourably.
1) to help me to obtain a bank account where this money
would be transferred.
2) to help me to make safe these funds.
3) to make arrangements so that I can come in your country so that I continue my studies.
I am been willing to offer 15% to you pourcents of all the total sum like compensation and in more 5% pourcents for the expenditure which you will carry out, all that with the success of the transfert.c' està to say, when the funds are protected in an account that you will help me to obtain and that you would forward me.
I need really your assistance and I believe according to received information's which this business can be solved in seven (7) days if you to help me.
In the hope of a continuation favorable to my request, receive l'_expression of my feelings
respectful.
So long.
Thank you and that god blesses you.
Cordially,

Mariam Kabel

 

Offline Turey

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Re: From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p
I think that you should reply with, "If I help you, will you put out?"  :P
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Re: From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p
This reminds me.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p
Dangit, I got that message too...The name and hte number of $$$ are different and this one has more religious sentiments, but hte whole story is completely the same...LOL
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Offline WeatherOp

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Re: From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p
Dangit, I got that message too...The name and hte number of $$$ are different and this one has more religious sentiments, but hte whole story is completely the same...LOL

Odd, got that one too around the same time.
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Offline ZmaN

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Re: From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p
yeah i've definitly been hit with one of those....


what idiots.  they expect us to buy that crap.
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Re: From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p
well there are alot of stupid people on the internet, i dont think they would bother if a few of em didnt fell for it.
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Offline jr2

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Re: From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p
Goodday!!!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $850,000 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since for a couple of weeks now. Then I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting near to expire and BEN the Director Bank of Africa told me that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire. So I told him to cash the $850,000 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid losing this funds under expiration as I will be out out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till ending of January 2008.

What you have to do now is to contact IMPEX COURIER SERVICES as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your Consignment to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium.

The only money you will send to the IMPEX COURIER SERVICES to deliver your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is ($105.00 US) One Hundred & Five United States Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $105.00 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.

You have to contact IMPEX COURIER SERVICES now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;

Directors Name: REV MARK KELLY.

Companys Name:FEDEX COURIER SERVICES
Email Address: ([email protected])

TelFax +229 93 200 604

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $105.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Note this. The IMPEX COURIER SERVICES don't know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a BOX of Africa cloths. They did not know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. Don’t let them know that box contents money ok.
I am waiting for your urgent response.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. JOHN BASIL

 

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Companys Name:FEDEX COURIER SERVICES
Email Address: ([email protected])

Thats a cheap company to need to use a yahoo address. :p
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: From my Y! Inbox... escaped the SPAM guard. :p
I got a chain letter today. I don't like chain letters. :drevil: :snipe: :beamz: I sent a...nice reply.
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