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Offline Janos

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I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
and felt a chill go down my spine. My lips were moist, eager, wanting. I kissed the warhead, the mere thought of tens of kilotons getting me strangely aroused. I removed my utility belt. It clanked loudly when it hit the hangar floor. From the corner of my eye I noticed admiral Shima watching me. She was smiling. I closed my eyes and slided my oily hands along the missile.

But no, our romance was not to be, for where I thought I would find the end, the tail, the calling hole of the exhaust port, I found something more. I found an Ursa.

Ursa..! So close, so large, a Mount Everest challenge for sure. I was gasping, and felt strange feelings in my pallid and fat body. Something down there was hard, something down there wanted to contact the white-glowing plates of the fusion reactor. I wanted to kiss the turret and copulate with the Prometheus cannon, but
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Quote from: Janos' sig
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Offline karajorma

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
 :wtf: Janos, your user title says it all! You really are a *really* weird sheep!   :lol:
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
HASHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH


ooh man havent laughed so good in a while :D
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Offline achtung

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile


Please, do continue.

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Offline Unknown Target

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Double-u-tee-ef mate? :lol:

 

Offline Kosh

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline TrashMan

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
 :eek2: :wtf: :nervous: :eek2: :confused:

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Offline Janos

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
I was panting now. Panting hard. I struggled to open the zipper in my combat uniform. It was stuck. Would it all end here? Satisfaction - both physical and mental - was so close, just behind the cockpit, calling and taunting me? I cried. The zipper was still stuck. Slowly I realized, that I shouldn't fight this, but rather... enjoy the experience. The excruciating pain in my crotch told me that I was functioning correctly, that my instincts which I had suppresed during the dull training simulations were right and true. "Ejection seat", it read on a panel. Amidst all the lust I realized the irony - just one letter changed and my current physical state would be illustrated there. I was desperate, I licked the shield generator's access panel. And for a second, the plane hummed at me. I closed my eyes and the thought of me and it, man and beast, alpha and omega, rocking back and forth in the cold void of space, eternally together, bound be flesh and metal - yes, that thought, naughty for some, sexual for me, the thought made me stronger. I grabbed my uniform and tore it off. People were watching. I kept the underwear on and rubbed the Helios bomb now, I didn't want to hide anything. Everyone could see that I mean bussiness. Everyone knew that I wanted the act of love, to sweat and push and pull and in and out and EJECT
HIT YOUR BURNERS
DIVE
and then
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
LOLOL :wakka: LOLOL
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Janos, dude, I don't even want to know what kind of night-clubs you go to ;)

 

Offline Janos

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Janos, dude, I don't even want to know what kind of night-clubs you go to ;)

the rock kind
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
What? No more?
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
The question that finally made Alpha 1 snap when thousands of Shivans, traitor human and inept chain of command couldn't do it:

"So I heard u liek Interseptors?" :lol:
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Oh my god. :jaw:  :eek2: :nervous: :shaking: :confused: :wtf:

 

Offline Wobble73

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Heh Heh, FreeSPace related pron!!

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Offline Snail

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
My eyes. They bleed.

Again.

 
Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Oh my.

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