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Offline Harbinger of DOOM

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
Blegh, they'd just pump us full of nukes..... assuming they've had a MASSIVE arms build-up similar to the Cold War, that is.
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Offline Snail

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
Blegh, they'd just pump us full of nukes..... assuming they've had a MASSIVE arms build-up similar to the Cold War, that is.

Considering the dynamics of the game (and also going on the theory that all speeds in the game are relative to each other rather than just "speeds in space"), a nuclear ballistic missile would proabably travel about the speed of a fighter (65+ m/s). At that speed we would able to shoot them down like bombs. I seriously doubt that space ships in the 24th century would go so horrendously slow.

Oh, and if they're at the level of the Romans...

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Offline eliex

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .

 That's a pretty good picture  :lol:

 
Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
I love it. The GTVA rules.  :yes2::pimp::yes:

 

Offline Kie99

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
Blegh, they'd just pump us full of nukes..... assuming they've had a MASSIVE arms build-up similar to the Cold War, that is.

The Largest Earth Nukes today are 50 times less potent than a single Harbinger.  You could fire every single earth nuke at an Orion and barely scratch it.
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Offline Snail

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
In addition I doubt that fighters would move slower than a 747 either.

 

Offline blowfish

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
The Largest Earth Nukes today are 50 times less potent than a single Harbinger.  You could fire every single earth nuke at an Orion and barely scratch it.

Really.  Where do you get this number from?

 

Offline Snail

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
From his ass.

However, his ass appears to be a very reliable resource.

Quote from: Harbinger Tech Description
Fusion bomb surrounded by 3 salted fission bombs - propulsion unit is a half-size version of a regulation GTA fighter thruster (Class II) - given the weight of the payloads, the missile is slow despite the power of the thruster - as the Harbinger is exceptionally large, GTA bombers are limited to carrying 6 of these weapons at any given time - the resultant shock wave from this weapon is potentially deadly, due to the size of the payloads (5000 Mt in total) - use near allied installations or allied ship groupings is strongly discouraged by the GTA - most effective when used in preemptive defensive strike against non-military installations.


The Harbinger is our best chance of destroying the Lucifer.

5000 megatons. That's 5,000,000 kilotons. The bomb dropped on Hiroshima was 16 kilotons.

Oh, and the MX-50 in FS1 was 16 kilotons too.

 

Offline blowfish

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
Ok.  But something stinks here.  The fury tech description says that it had a payload of 3kt, and does 30 damage points.  The Harbinger has a payload of 5000mt (5,000,000 kilotons), and does 3200 damage points.  That means it has 1.6 million times the payload but only does just over 100 times the damage.

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
Ok.  But something stinks here.  The fury tech description says that it had a payload of 3kt, and does 30 damage points.  The Harbinger has a payload of 5000mt (5,000,000 kilotons), and does 3200 damage points.  That means it has 1.6 million times the payload but only does just over 100 times the damage.
Canon inconsistensies. I guess doing math is the last thing on your mind when trying to meet publisher's deadlines.

From his ass.

However, his ass appears to be a very reliable resource.
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01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
5000 megatons. That's 5,000,000 kilotons. The bomb dropped on Hiroshima was 16 kilotons.
Oh, and the MX-50 in FS1 was 16 kilotons too.

What? How is that logically possible? I mean, it has to be like special uber powerful very high explosives or something.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
In that respect FS is completely ****ed up. :D

 

Offline Kie99

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
The Largest Earth Nukes today are 50 times less potent than a single Harbinger.  You could fire every single earth nuke at an Orion and barely scratch it.

Really.  Where do you get this number from?

Harbinger tech description saying it's 5000Mt, and the fact that the Tsar Bomba was 100Mt.
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Offline Retsof

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
Urm, I know I asked, but I doubt the GTVA would conquer some backwater planet just for the fun of it.  It goes against all their precious ideals.  But would they ignore them, or assimilate them, or make some horrendous mistake on first contact and get eaten? (ha ha)
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.

 

Offline eliex

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .

 Alright, I don't get it, why do people here make out that the GTVA Command is rather dumb?
Not that I have a problem, just interested.  ;)

 
Re: The dumbness of Command
Just play through he main campagn again, then ask yourself: "What would have happened if I were in command of the fleet?"

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .

 Alright, I don't get it, why do people here make out that the GTVA Command is rather dumb?
Not that I have a problem, just interested.  ;)
The reasons are many.

- "Let's send 4 Myrmidons to stop a frigate. Yes. Excellent."
- "Let's attack the Ravana head-on with our warships now that we've seen what it can do to a Deimos. Yes. Excellent."
- "Let's enslave the weapon systems of the Warspite completely to the TAG missiles carried by a couple of Ulysseyeses. Yee-haw!"
- "Let's stick several capital ships in front of the Capella node to stop the Sathanas that is heading straight at them. Yes. Excellent."
- "Let's never shoot the Iceni when we have the chance. Yes. Fantastic."

And the list goes on. Maybe if Command asked itself 'What would Jesus do?', the GTVA might have succeeded better.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

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Offline Snail

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .

The reasons are many.

- "Let's send 4 Myrmidons to stop a frigate. Yes. Excellent."
- "Let's attack the Ravana head-on with our warships now that we've seen what it can do to a Deimos. Yes. Excellent."
- "Let's enslave the weapon systems of the Warspite completely to the TAG missiles carried by a couple of Ulysseyeses. Yee-haw!"
- "Let's stick several capital ships in front of the Capella node to stop the Sathanas that is heading straight at them. Yes. Excellent."
- "Let's never shoot the Iceni when we have the chance. Yes. Fantastic."

And the list goes on. Maybe if Command asked itself 'What would Jesus do?', the GTVA might have succeeded better.

Either Command is stupid or he had a special, secret agenda.

Jesus wouldn't have done anything, he was not an earthly messiah. :P

 

Offline Koth

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
The Largest Earth Nukes today are 50 times less potent than a single Harbinger.  You could fire every single earth nuke at an Orion and barely scratch it.

Really.  Where do you get this number from?

Harbinger tech description saying it's 5000Mt, and the fact that the Tsar Bomba was 100Mt.

Engage nitpicking mode! Actually the Tsar Bomb had a yield of 50 to 57MT but its design permitted up to 100Mt. I also think that all those Iceni mishaps were part of a plan to get ETAK.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2008, 11:56:41 am by Koth »
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Offline Snail

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Re: The only 3 races in the universe . . .
I also think that all those Iceni mishaps were part of a plan to get ETAK.

Yeah that's pretty obvious.