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Offline WMCoolmon

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"Welcome to training simulator module TSM 127b, proper procedures to file a request for replacement parts for the Myrmidon space superiority fighter. Don't touch the forms until you are told to do so. You will fail this session if you do not follow instructions carefully.

First, fill out Form 237A, Request for Additional Supplies or Reinforcements. Begin part 1 by pressing the fire key [CTRL]. Be sure to write your name, rank, and serial number carefully as these will be used to judge the priority of your request."

Mission Directives:
Write your name

"Excellent work. Next, fill out the corresponding bubble regarding "significance of related mission" for this request. To fill in a bubble, select the bubble using the arrow keys [KEY UP, KEY DOWN] and then press the fire key [CTRL]. Fill in Bubble 1, "Intergalactic/universal priority" if the mission is related to events which could adversely affect the state or fabric of the universe in which the GTVA currently resides. Fill in Bubble 2, "Interstellar priority", if the mission is related to events which could adversely affect the state of a solar system in which the GTVA maintains a military, civilian, or intelligence presence, such as a supernova or appearance of a subspace gate to hostile territory. Fill in Bubble 3, "Interplanetary priority", if the mission is related to events which could adversely affect the state of a planet or moon which the GTVA has filed 27B, Statement of Official Interest, for. Fill in Bubble 4, "General maintenance priority", if the mission is related to events which occur solely on a planetary scale, or if this request is part of a routine maintenance check."

Mission Directives:
Fill in the bubble

"Good work, pilot. In order to verify part 1, you must have this request signed by your supervisor or submit form 134B, Notification of Death of Immediate Technical Supervisor. In order to obtain a signature, you must close to within 0.2m of your supervisor using the walk function. To request his signature, you must bring up the comm menu [C]. Next, select "Administrative functions" [4] and choose "Request signature" [2]. Do this now."

Mission Directives:
Obtain signature

"Jamming a pen into the eye of your instructor is grounds for immediate failure. To restart module TSM-127b, select the replay mission option in the lower left-hand corner of this screen.""
-C

 
 
LOL!

Axem should JADify that :P
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Genius! If only we had the TSM system in place instead of schools and university we'd all be einsteins!
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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and we'd all be nerds (or nerdier) too!
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline Mobius

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Is it JADish? It's forum and not FreeSpace related.
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Inferno: Nostos - Alliance
Series Resurrecta: {{FS Wiki Portal}} -  Gehenna's Gate - The Spirit of Ptah - Serendipity (WIP) - <REDACTED> (WIP)
FreeSpace Campaign Restoration Project
A tribute to FreeSpace in my book: Riflessioni dall'Infinito
My interviews: [ 1 ] - [ 2 ] - [ 3 ]

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

  • HLP is my mistress
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  • Aken Tigh Dekker- you've probably heard me
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Why, But of course! Lolz ensue.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Mobius

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What about nuked signatures, then? :P
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Inferno: Nostos - Alliance
Series Resurrecta: {{FS Wiki Portal}} -  Gehenna's Gate - The Spirit of Ptah - Serendipity (WIP) - <REDACTED> (WIP)
FreeSpace Campaign Restoration Project
A tribute to FreeSpace in my book: Riflessioni dall'Infinito
My interviews: [ 1 ] - [ 2 ] - [ 3 ]

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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I was workin on a campaign once where the Myrm was having teething troubles, so I find this doubly hilarous.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Snail

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It's more :wtf: than :lol: for me...

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

  • HLP is my mistress
  • 213
  • Aken Tigh Dekker- you've probably heard me
    • My old squad sub-domain
Someone either skipped the training or never had to fill out an  MOT or tax rebate form :lol: 
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png