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Offline Asuko

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"Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
on: March 08, 2008, 01:20:08 am
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 02:40:10 am
Somthing tells me hes about to lose alot of money  ;)
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #2 on: March 08, 2008, 02:53:53 am
Quote from: Hellstryker on March 08, 2008, 02:40:10 am
Somthing tells me hes about to lose alot of money  ;)

No, he'll attempt to bull**** his way out of it and fail miserably, but refuse to pay anyways.
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #3 on: March 08, 2008, 03:08:37 am
Quote from: ngtm1r on March 08, 2008, 02:53:53 am
Quote from: Hellstryker on March 08, 2008, 02:40:10 am
Somthing tells me hes about to lose alot of money  ;)

No, he'll attempt to bull**** his way out of it and fail miserably, but refuse to pay anyways.
:wtf: How can someone fail miserably at bull****ting their way out yet not pay
 

Offline blackhole

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #4 on: March 08, 2008, 03:38:59 am
Quote from: Hellstryker on March 08, 2008, 03:08:37 am
Quote from: ngtm1r on March 08, 2008, 02:53:53 am
Quote from: Hellstryker on March 08, 2008, 02:40:10 am
Somthing tells me hes about to lose alot of money  ;)

No, he'll attempt to bull**** his way out of it and fail miserably, but refuse to pay anyways.
:wtf: How can someone fail miserably at bull****ting their way out yet not pay

Ask derek smart.
 

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #5 on: March 08, 2008, 03:45:47 am
Quote from: Hellstryker on March 08, 2008, 03:08:37 am
:wtf: How can someone fail miserably at bull****ting their way out yet not pay

The same way you fail miserably at bull****ing like you have a Ph.D. and keep saying you do.
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Offline Davros

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #6 on: March 08, 2008, 05:08:04 am
Actually he has only promised to refund 1 person not everyone that hates it
 

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #7 on: March 08, 2008, 05:25:03 am
So many glowy bits in the cockpit...Can't ...see...the universe....going ...blind....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh-

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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #8 on: March 08, 2008, 05:54:00 am
Quote from: Davros on March 08, 2008, 05:08:04 am
Actually he has only promised to refund 1 person not everyone that hates it
L O L?
 

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #9 on: March 08, 2008, 08:15:56 am
So anyone gotten their hands on this yet?
 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 11:16:43 am
We need to train a psychic to take control of Derek Smart's mind and force him to make good games.  Or we could use his money to commission Volition into making a FS3 before leaving him in a dark alley in Oakland with only a Chargers jersey.
 

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #11 on: March 08, 2008, 01:40:06 pm
Ugh, Derek Smartass again.

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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #12 on: March 08, 2008, 01:46:50 pm
Quote from: nuclear1 on March 08, 2008, 01:40:06 pm
Derek Smart Derek Smart Derek Smart
O Gran Demonio Roedor!

Seriously. It's easy to say "Full refund if product sucks". But is he going to pay anyone? No. He'll just accuse the complainers of not knowing how to play the game. There. It's not his fault. It's the players' fault. Done and done.

Oh, and I too took a lil' peek at that HUD. And I think I'm blind.
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #13 on: March 08, 2008, 01:59:02 pm
I am going to buy 7000 copies, then say they all suck, get my money refunded, and then sell all of the games on e-bay at greatly reduced prices.
 

Offline G0atmaster

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #14 on: March 08, 2008, 02:05:50 pm
yeah the HUD, and then the game has a lot of orange-on-blue, which, if you know anything about colors, is a no-no.
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Offline Turambar

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #15 on: March 08, 2008, 02:48:54 pm
this, my friends, is what torrent is for.
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Offline Asuko

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #16 on: March 08, 2008, 03:12:10 pm
I don't think it would be worth torrenting.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #17 on: March 08, 2008, 03:16:53 pm
It MIGHT be worth burning tough...How match is a pack of matches these days anyway? ;7
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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #18 on: March 08, 2008, 03:48:29 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

Sorry, you mentioned Darek Smart's games.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[rant]I always laugh at them so hard when the thought comes that this guy has the mental capacity to make a decent game.
Seriously, a 101-page manual for his games? ****ty graphics and problems that even i could fix if i devote one hour into learning how to mod something? This guy, without a doubt, has to be the dumbest peice of **** ever. I just can't comprehend how he possibly convinced anybody to publish his games. This would make an OK free-online internet game AT MOST, and only if you take out the huge complexity factor of the sea of acronyms.[/rant]

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Re: "Galactic Command Dev Promises To Pay Up If His Game Sucks"
Reply #19 on: March 08, 2008, 03:53:07 pm
its NOT worth torrenting :)
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