[S-99]

If shivans land on earth...you know what to do. Start a huge bbq Shivans love bbq As long as the bbq stays on earth, it will be comprised of tasty bbq'ed meat like pork, beef, lamb, buffalo. In other parts of the world, horse, dog, cat, rat. And as long as we keep this delicious bbq on earth, we will be able to keep the bbq from becoming a solar event And then bosches ascendants will make etak and have an alliance. Or is etak even needed with shivans and bbq?

[Droid803]

I do believe we can communicate adequately through bbq's. However, an ETAK would be a good backup, just in case we ever need to communicate somewhere else.

[S-99]

ETAK will allow for us to talk with our mouths full. Great invention Or before ETAK while the bbq is going on, i bet someones going to take an ethernet cable try to "plug" it into a shivan and hope that the shivan is msn, yahoo, aim, icq, or jabber compliant.

[Killer Whale]

Don't forget the booze!! Or would drunks be a good idea to have stumbling around foul mouthed with efficient killer aliens?

[S-99]

That's when i definitely know some tech genious will try to figure out if shivans are yahoo compliant. Then again, drunk people and etak might not mix, people don't particularly use keyboards that well when drunk, unless equipped with lots of concentration.

[Colonol Dekker]

Unfortunately Shivans only use ask.com..............They are too alien for my liking.....

[S-99]

lmfao

[Ryan]

This must be my longest lasting thread ever. 

[Mars]

That would either be the Word Assosiation or HTL Iceni threads

[Ryan]

That would either be the Word Assosiation or HTL Iceni threads

Word what? Where do i find that?

[blowfish]

Word Association:

Search in General discussion.  Its more than 300 pages long IIRC, and it was locked years ago, then unlocked recently by Goober, and the locked again (also by Goober).

HTL Iceni:

Not sure, probably in FS Upgrade Project

[Snail]

Search in General discussion.  Its more than 300 pages long IIRC, and it was locked years ago, then unlocked recently by Goober, and the locked again (also by Goober).

And the Inferno FAQ thread is a distant second. It's the pride of the Inferno Night Café. "Iraq" is steadily catching up though. I wish Woo would reopen that thread so we can make it grow.

[Colonol Dekker]

Gah, I miss the TAS threads.........

I would start one, (i'm sure a few of you can appreciate my mentality on the issue) but i'm almost 99.999999% certain that the MOD-GODS would close it. The .000001% chance isn't worth the hammer-risk.....