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Offline Mars

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How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
on: March 18, 2008, 12:17:28 pm
Cause I just did. Now I can't use my right pinky or even my right arm much for fear of pulling on the lose end of the tendon.

I didn't think this was possible with a butter knife. Next time I fight majorly with the parents I'm definitely going to break plates instead of stabbing the wall...
  

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 12:23:10 pm
????? You shouldn't be here. Go to a hospital man. . . . . And i find booze beats fighting with family members. :nod: mainly because i threw my brother through a closed door last fight i had and knocked it off the hinges. Luckily for him i now know the error of my ways and use my crazy rage for protecting the innocent.
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Offline Stealth

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 12:23:54 pm
you're an idiot.
get it fixed.
 

Offline Mars

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 12:25:56 pm
I did, it's getting reattatched tomarrow.

The irony of booze is that we were fighting about the fact I got caught with some.
 

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 12:30:52 pm
2mo? Anything could happen before then. A&E sure does bite ass nowadays, i'm no fan of hospitals, i demand you go and see a gp and get expressed through to surgery now :(
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(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 02:24:57 pm
I thought 18 was the booze age in the US? Didn't they lower it a while ago?

And I second demanding getting it reattached now. You could do some serious damage.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2008, 02:34:55 pm by colecampbell666 »
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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 02:28:35 pm
Pfft. Sissies... if it needs reattachment, be a real man and use duct tape.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

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00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #7 on: March 18, 2008, 02:34:34 pm
Quote from: Lobo on March 18, 2008, 02:28:35 pm
Pfft. Sissies... if it needs reattachment, be a real man and use duct tape.
Pfft. Sissy, use a needle and thread. That hurts more.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #8 on: March 18, 2008, 02:36:29 pm
Ah, I see you are learning the ways of the real men, young grasshopper.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #9 on: March 18, 2008, 03:00:05 pm
You guys are both dumb. You use a blow torch and weld it back on. :rolleyes:
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #10 on: March 18, 2008, 03:25:02 pm
No, you just cut your finger off since it's nothing but extra weight now.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #11 on: March 18, 2008, 03:26:48 pm
Quote from: thesizzler on March 18, 2008, 03:00:05 pm
You guys are both dumb. You use a blow torch and weld it back on. :rolleyes:
Akshully, in the end you'll just cut your head off since there are already too many people on this puny planet.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Mars

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #12 on: March 18, 2008, 03:30:45 pm
I'd sew it together myself... but that takes two hands. :p

I did ask if I could get my finger removed... and the doctor laughed at me.

The booze age (in Colorado anyway) is 21
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #13 on: March 18, 2008, 03:36:55 pm
Quote from: Mars on March 18, 2008, 03:30:45 pm
I'd sew it together myself... but that takes two hands. :p

I did ask if I could get my finger removed... and the doctor laughed at me.

The booze age (in Colorado anyway) is 21
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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #14 on: March 18, 2008, 04:01:47 pm
Yeah, drinking. That's something to fight about.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #15 on: March 18, 2008, 04:06:18 pm
Or during.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: How do you cut through a tendon with a butter knife...
Reply #16 on: March 18, 2008, 05:04:15 pm
Quote from: colecampbell666 on March 18, 2008, 03:36:55 pm
A.k.a my friend is a bull****er.

You got taken; the drinking age across the US is 21.
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