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Offline Kosh

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If your phone was suddenly tapped......
would you hear a click in the background?
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Offline Cyker

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Depends.

If some dude was physically attaching something to your circuit, then possibly, but there's millions of things that can cause clicks and chirps on a phoneline, esp. ****ty UK ones like mine (With the recent gale-force winds blowing the lines around on the telephone pole around for instance).

Modern proper taps would be nigh undetectable from your end because most modern exchanges are digital so any taps would be software.

 

Offline Kosh

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Well I ask this because my mom called me from a landline (I have a cellphone) and a few minutes after pointing out McCain's similairity to an iguana we both heard a click that didn't sound "normal". If it was a tap I wouldn't be surprised since it was an outgoing international call.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Well I ask this because my mom called me from a landline (I have a cellphone) and a few minutes after pointing out McCain's similairity to an iguana we both heard a click that didn't sound "normal". If it was a tap I wouldn't be surprised since it was an outgoing international call.

...which wouldn't be wiretapped unless you were under active investigation.  Not to mention, modern wiretapping doesn't actually involve a direct physical connection into the line that would produce a click AFAIK.

Monitoring equipment using heuristics to identify keywords and phrases doesn't operate in the same way a conventional wiretap does.  No click would occur.

Quit being so paranoid and just wave at CARNIVORE already =)
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
I don't think they're going to  tap your phone for calling a canidate in iguana.
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
I don't think they're going to  tap your phone for calling a canidate in iguana.
But then, thinking logically, it's easy to see why you might suspect it considering the name of a major political official was mentioned several times during an international call. Drop in a few inadvertent and unrelated red flag words, and you've got yourself a monitored phone call right there.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
CARNIVORE is a web equivalant i assume :) ?
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Offline Rictor

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Here's a tip: sleep during the day and stay awake at night. 3:00am is prime door-knocking-down time. Also, keep whatever possessions you may need to take in a hurry stored conveniently in a back-pack.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Oh, yea, and if you're going to do all that, take some ant-paranoia pills while you're at it.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Don't forget to booby trap all of the doors with HIV hypodermics.

 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Don't forget to booby trap all of the doors with HIV hypodermics.

ROFL thats cold...

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Don't forget to booby trap all of the doors with HIV hypodermics.

I am so doing that from now on.

 
Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
by posting this you have attracted the attention of the "them" to this forum :nervous:
Fat people are harder to kidnap :ha:

 

Offline Kosh

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Oh, yea, and if you're going to do all that, take some ant-paranoia pills while you're at it.

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...which wouldn't be wiretapped unless you were under active investigation.


@UT: So, I guess the illegal surveillence is just a paranoid delusion?
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline BlackDove

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Best way is to talk with your mother again and repeat the keywords. See if it happens again.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Your mum may be working for the CIA / NSA / KGB / MOD / DOD / MI5 /<rest of world agencies> for all you know :)
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Seriously I can't believe no one has stated the obvious.  How would they no to tap your phone during the conversion when the key words were said unless it had already been tapped and monitored?
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Well I ask this because my mom called me from a landline (I have a cellphone) and a few minutes after pointing out McCain's similairity to an iguana we both heard a click that didn't sound "normal". If it was a tap I wouldn't be surprised since it was an outgoing international call.

I'd tap that ass






without a warrant.
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Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: If your phone was suddenly tapped......
Seriously I can't believe no one has stated the obvious.  How would they no to tap your phone during the conversion when the key words were said unless it had already been tapped and monitored?

Actually, I said that =)

At any rate:

1. Modern professional wiretaps don't produce a click on the line (AFAIK, anyway).
2. Keyword monitoring through intercepts (which are not wiretaps) do not require physical connection to the line.

In short, unless some amateur is listening in on his phone line, Kosh is being paranoid.  Kosh, check your basement for creepy individuals with a Vorlon fetish.
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