[WMCoolmon]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7314362.stm

[Rictor]

I want these motherfu**ing cells off my motherfu**ing plane!

...you knew it was coming.

[Unknown Target]

Joy. Hours upon hours of listening to half of some loudmouthed jack off's conversation. Can't wait.

[Herra Tohtori]

Possible Counter: Are boomboxes allowed as well?

[Nuke]

for once im proud to be american

[karajorma]

Joy. Hours upon hours of listening to half of some loudmouthed jack off's conversation. Can't wait.

Supply the other side of the conversation yourself. It's actually quite a fun game if you can get other people to join in with you.

[Kosh]

I'll be impressed when they provide in-flight broadband

[Polpolion]

I'll be impressed when they provide in-flight broadband

One airline already has wireless internet, I forget which though. All I know is that they don't fly to Detroit, my airport.

[Wobble73]

I'm just happy, that I can now be allowed to switch my phone on during the flight! They used to say that mobiles could interfere with the plane instruments, therefore not allowed to have them switched on! At last, I can play my many cellphone games during long and boring flights! 


Hmmm. Tombraider, Doom, Castle Wolfenstein 3d???? Which shall I play first! 

[haloboy100]

Go play descent

[MP-Ryan]

The last thing I want on ANY flight, be it 30 minutes or 3 hours, is every ***ing teenage girl on the ***ing plane yapping on about their ****ing pathetic lives to their other ****ing pathetic friends, coupled with the self-important drivel of every ****ing businessperson who thinks they are ****ing above everyone else.

/rant

[Snail]

I'll be impressed when they provide in-flight broadband

SIA has that I think. Never figured out to use it though.

[haloboy100]

Great. Now they're turning all the airlines into busses. Just when I thought flying was the best way to travel.

[Nuke]

i think we should replace all the flight attendants with strippers, and the could provide lap dances. and planes should have a bar. also why do we need all those gauges, when i was a kid they didnt even use gauges in airplanes, they just stared at the ground and measured the grain int the dirt/rock/asphalt/grass/trees/whatever to guesstimate how high they were off the ground. dont they have any skill anymore. and they can stop building in so much fault tolerance make the planes abit cheaper. they can do away with pressurized cockpits too, people in ww2 didnt have that. put in one engine and have big wings so you can glide and catch thermals if need be. and get rid of the faa, its their fault we dont have flying cars and airplanes that look like penises. and i think the pilots should have a limitless supply of marijuana. and there should be snakes, venomous ones

[Snail]

You forgot to mention the banning of Samuel L. Jackson.