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Offline Ryan

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Twas the night before christmas, and all through Capella...
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through capella,

Not a jump node was stirring, not even polaris;



The Flak cannons were hung on the Collusus with care,

In hopes that no Shivans would bring beam cannons to bear;



The fighters were nestled all snug in their hangers,

While visions of bombing runs danced in their heads;

And Snipes in his ‘Erinyes and me in my perseus,

Had just settled down for a long winter Spat,

When out in space there arose such a batter,

I sprang from my hanger to see what was the matter,

Away to the deck I flew like a flash,

To open the Helios and watch the smash,

The Collosus on the breast of the new-made nodes,

Gave the luster of mid-battle to the hostiles below,

When, what to my wondering fighter should appear,



But a Ravana class destroyer, and eight tiny Maras,

With little old energy blasts, so lively and quick,

I knew in a second it must be Shivans,

More rapid then Myrmidons those Shivans they came,

And Command yelled, and screamed, and called us by wing,

“Incomming Jump signatures! Hostile configuration!”


“On Alpha! On beta! On gamma! On delta! On epsilon! On zeta!”


“Now fly away! Destroy all hostile targets!”



Meet with no obstacle, The fighters flew to the sky,

With a sleigh full of Cyclops, and Alpha one to.




And then, in a second, I heard on the shields,

The screeching and scratching of shivan lasers.

As I drew out my HL-7, and was turning about,

Down into weapons range the fighters came abound,

They were all painted black, from bow to stern,

With red spots for decoration, with lasers and missles.

A bundle of harpoons they had flung off there launchers,

Had twisted and turned and hit my back

There guns – how they twinkled! There lasers how merry!

There spikes were like roses, there spots like a cherry!

There cute little heads were drawn like a… head

As I fired my guns, there hull was white as snow,

The Cyclops hitting them biting them like teeth

The colossus shook, when they laughed there beam canons blasting,

The Ravana chubby and plumb,

And I laughed when it exploded, in spite of my self,

A wink of my HUD, and a nod of my head,

And a call from command, as I heard him exclaim:

"Area clear, All Pilots return to base!"

-Disclaimer: I do not own The song, The original can be found here: http://www.christmas-tree.com/stories/nightbeforechristmas.html

This is the result of 15+ hours of playing FS and HLP surfing.

Its not letting me delete this message. I posted it to the Art board and wont let me delete this
« Last Edit: March 27, 2008, 08:54:41 pm by Ryan »

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Re: Twas the night before christmas, and all through Capella...
:lol:
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Twas the night before christmas, and all through Capella...
Amusing. But... Fan Fiction and Art, anyone?
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: Twas the night before christmas, and all through Capella...
Yeah, Fan fiction and art!

However, this would be more appropriate at Christmas, not Easter!


It is funny though!
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Re: Twas the night before christmas, and all through Capella...
Rofl. That was somehow epic too...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.