[blowfish]

I'm a big ol' bundle of wrath and anger.

Common wording cannot contain the force and brutal fury of my concepts.

If you overuse something, it looses its meaning.

[an0n]

Well if my penis is anything to go by....

[blowfish]

[Mr. Vega]

Blowfish, meet an0n.

[Mars]

an0n was just before my time...

I've seen but glimpses

I have however felt the full fury of BlackDove

[an0n]

A/S/L?

 

* an0n scrawls 'fish' down the side of his cock in marker pen

[Mars]

Now I know 

Someone start a thread about circumcision so we can get Kazan in here as well

[an0n]

Christ, you're just mad for cock, aren't you?

You should meat Sandwich. I hear he's got a huge weapon.

[blowfish]

Blowfish, meet an0n.

I came after an0n was banned, and after less than a day of seeing the stuff he posts, I can immediately see why he was banned in the first place.

[an0n]

Blowfish, meet an0n.

I came after an0n was banned

Also, I've been perma-banned from here like 3 times now. Plus a ****load of minor bans.

I once mirror'd 5 pages of the admin forums onto my server when Goober ****ed-up all the permissions.

And then there was the time someone (possibly Stealth or Hippo) brought it to my attention that lvlshot tags aren't excluded from the 'no images in sigs' thingy, and I 480x540 Goatse'd all 10k of my posts....

[blowfish]

Have you ever considered trying not to get banned?

[an0n]

Bah, they never ban me anymore.

They love me too much.

I bring the fun in.

Plus they quickly came to realise that evading bans is far more amusing to me than trolling, and I'd be more of a jerk if I had both entertainment and an imagined slight to rally against.

[Mr. Vega]

Blowfish, meet an0n.

I came after an0n was banned, and after less than a day of seeing the stuff he posts, I can immediately see why he was banned in the first place.

He was actually pretty tame in his glory days.

[an0n]

[Flipside]

I assume that Warpstorm is either (a)down or (b)boring

[Nuke]

Well if my penis is anything to go by....

spanking it excessively doesn't count

[an0n]

Nu-uh.

Masturbation counts 1% towards 'a sex'.

So by that reckoning, I've had sex about 3.2billion times.

Today.

[Nuke]

so statistically speaking (even accounting for random condom breakage) you should have every std that ever existed

[Polpolion]

Anon, you're an inspiration to sociopaths everywhere.

[Flipside]

Naked Sooty, a man's best friend...