[an0n]

.....from the position of Resident Troll to the position of Heretic.

 

Seriously.

I show up like once a year, swear a lot, call people stupid, laugh at how much the place has gone down hill, then disappear again.

Oh, the irony...

[vyper]

I'd hit it.

[an0n]

You wish.

Get me Midii and I might think about it...

[Kosh]

You can stick around longer, provide us with some of your more colorful insights.

[BlackDove]

I thought I was the resident troll.

[an0n]

You got promoted after Kazan was fired, Stryke moved companies and I went into retirement.

[BlackDove]

You know Kazan is still around here...

Mention religion or some **** like that and he'll be all over it.

[an0n]

So, yeah, I was walking through Jerusalem the other day and this bloke with a beard starts handing out fish and bread and plying the hot chicks with magic wine.....

[BlackDove]

I couldn't get into Jerusalem, it was a crash to desktop every time.

[jdjtcagle]

Does Anon remind anybody else of House?

[BlackDove]

No.

[an0n]

If I was House, the whole of the first three seasons would've just been 45mins a piece of Jennifer Morrison dancing naked while I threatened her with my cane and downed more Vicodin to numb the pain of my crippling illnesses - inside and out.

And jerked off a lot.

[BlackDove]

But wouldn't everyone do that if they were House?

[BloodEagle]

Does Anon remind anybody else of House?

Hell no.

[BlackDove]

Who the **** are you?

Tits or GTFO. If lacking former, immedately proceed to latter.

[achtung]

If I was House, the whole of the first three seasons would've just been 45mins a piece of Jennifer Morrison dancing naked while I threatened her with my cane and downed more Vicodin to numb the pain of my crippling illnesses - inside and out.

And jerked off a lot.

Phew, at least it's not lupus.

[an0n]

Or ****in' Addison's Disease.

[blowfish]

Does everything you post contain ... that word

Seriously.  Swearing is OK, but should be reserved for more appropriate times.  Not every post (slight exaggeration )

[achtung]

****.

[an0n]

I'm a big ol' bundle of wrath and anger.

Common wording cannot contain the force and brutal fury of my concepts.