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Offline Snail

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Arithmeticus et Pronounciationus
Because it sounds badass

a=b
« Last Edit: April 10, 2008, 03:52:06 pm by Snail »

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
Street credibility

a = b
a2 = ab
a2 - b2 = ab - b2
(a + b)(a -b) = b(a -b)
a  + b = b
a + a = a
2a = a
2 = 1

Touché.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Snail

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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
2 + 2 = 3?

 

Offline redsniper

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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
(a + b)(a -b) = b(a -b)
a  + b = b

(a - b) = 0

can't divide by 0

Threeché.
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Offline Snail

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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
2 + 2 = 3?

Wait, so if 2+2=3, then theoretically, if you bought two copies of FreeSpace 2 you'd get FreeSpace 3?

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
(a + b)(a -b) = b(a -b)
a  + b = b

(a - b) = 0

can't divide by 0

Threeché.
I know. But I'm not done yet. [Insert intimidating French word here]

2 + 2 = 3?

Wait, so if 2+2=3, then theoretically, if you bought two copies of FreeSpace 2 you'd get FreeSpace 3?
Sounds evil. If we have 2,2 and 3, and you multiply the 2's with 3 and the 3 with 2, you get 666. Mmm...
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
Well... in a field

F(0,1); 0 != 1

0+0=0
0+1=1
1+0=1
1+1=0

...in Language, in a field that only consists of two elements, "one" and "zero" -elements), the field axioms show the resulting stuff.

Of course, in this field you can't set the elements into an order of magnitude. You can't say which is greater, or "which follows which" in this field, but  that's of no consequence. :p
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 
Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't :p

 
Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
It's always funny how you americans pronounce 'touché'. It sounds very wrong in the ears of a francophone.
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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
It's always funny how you americans pronounce 'touché'. It sounds very wrong in the ears of a francophone.
QFT. But it's funny to hear francophones desperately trying to speak English, too.

 
Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't :p

Those are the first 11 types.
Type 10 is those who know Gray Code
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Story, Ships, Weapons, Project Leader.

  
Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't :p

Those are the first 11 types.
Type 10 is those who know Gray Code
:wtf: 01001001011100110110111000100111011101000010000001101001011101 00001000000111010001101000011001010010000001101111011101000110 10000110010101110010001000000111011101100001011110010010000001 100001011100100110111101110101011011100110010000111111 :ha:

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can do math, and those who can't.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Mobius

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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
It's always funny how you americans pronounce 'touché'. It sounds very wrong in the ears of a francophone.

Wrong. I perfectly know how to spell it :P
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I don't get it.
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:wtf:

I spell it like a French.
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Offline Snail

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I spell it like a French.
You say it as if "French" is a colloquial insult. :D
(as in, "I spell it like a spaz")

 

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People who speak French told me how to pronounce it correctly.

I don't see the problem...
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Wrong arithmetic and French pronunciation
Hmm. I meant that it is funny listening to Americans speaking French words, like 'touché' for example. But yes, you did spell it right.
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Offline Snail

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How do americans pronounce it, and how are you supposed to pronounce it?