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Offline Kosh

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Microsoft must be bored
on: April 17, 2008, 01:52:36 am
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Mefustae

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 02:05:17 am
Usually when I see a propaganda video like this complete with flag waving in the background, i'd make a quip about Goebbels being alive and well.

Except, of course, even he wouldn't sink to this level.
 

Offline Zoltan

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 02:06:04 am
Well, that's another three minutes of my life that I won't be getting back...
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Offline Ashrak

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 02:18:43 am
omg 3 minutes and i cant stop ......
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Offline karajorma

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 02:24:07 am
Why am I suddenly reminded of Bill Hicks' comments on rock stars who do adverts?
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Offline Nuke

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 02:26:24 am
i should record a linux death metal video as a reply
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 02:54:21 am
Quote from: karajorma on April 17, 2008, 02:24:07 am
Why am I suddenly reminded of Bill Hicks' comments on rock stars who do adverts?
And his subsequent Leno rant, awesome.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2008, 05:01:50 am by Mefustae »
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 04:08:39 am
I think this just broke my brain. Congrats.
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 04:12:38 am
My eyes...they bleed!
My ears...they bleed!
My brain...it melts!

This is too muchz.. carnt' takhhhh lulz...$&! fkaikvop goioač. ččola.....
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Offline Grizzly

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 06:14:15 am
We regret to inform that Thrashman has been Killed in Action. His Next of Kin will be forced to pay for his funeral + extra tax + a fee because of slander against Microsoft.
 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 07:23:25 am
WOO!! Gotta get me some!1

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Offline Nuke

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 09:42:39 am
frankly, i thought the whole thing was stupid.
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Offline Kie99

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 09:54:13 am
How much would you have to be paid to do that.
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Offline Stealth

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 10:04:39 am
Microsoft has more than enough money to do stuff like that.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 01:09:31 pm
Well that was dumb.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 06:18:16 pm
So... is Vista SP1 any good? :nervous:
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The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 07:51:45 pm
I believe so.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline blowfish

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 08:58:56 pm
Gaah! It burns!!! :shaking:

MUST *BANG* FORGET *BANG* THAT *BANG* VIDEO!!!

Great! Now I have to fix the wall.

Seriously!  The people at Microsoft have no taste ... in anything. :ick:
 

Offline achtung

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #18 on: April 17, 2008, 10:31:19 pm
Quote from: redsniper on April 17, 2008, 06:18:16 pm
So... is Vista SP1 any good? :nervous:

I noticed no real difference.
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Offline Hades

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Re: Microsoft must be bored
Reply #19 on: April 17, 2008, 10:39:19 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I want my time back. That sucked and it dropped my IQ down a bit, but atleast I didn't end up like Trashman.
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