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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
I stood on a street corner asking people for money and they gave me $500!

Damn I'm good.

That's impressive, for a while there when I was on site for a client near South Station I had to deal with that a lot.   The funny part is I think they were all going to the same place for their story since they all apparently "took a trip up here from New York for a job that fell through and now they had to get back else they'd get in trouble with their parole officer unless you gave them money for a train ticket." 

Eventually I learned to cock my head quizzically and demand "Spreken zie deutsch?"

The much more clever hustle was to actually dress up well to do and act like visiting business person that had accidentally left their wallet/id/money in a cab a needed to borrow some money while they got their situation back in order.

To clarify, it wasn't for myself. I ARE TEH CANVASSER LORD

Today I collected $350. If I hypothetically continued to make money at this rate, given this office's percent commission, I would take home about $34,000 a year.


 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
look what me and tura gots
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
the left 20% of that picture is pricelessly creepy and amazing

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
i'm not real sure what i'm supposed to be looking for.  but tura kinda looks like a guy i met a couple times last year.  it's probably just the moustache.  (i'm assuming the dude in the pic is tura)
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline qazwsx

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Are you sure you just didn't watch/read V for Vendatta?
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
HLP.  It's full of normal people. (No offense meant, not normal is awesome).
HEY MAN I'M NORMAL I JUST HAVE FOOD POISONING AND THE WORST DIARRHEA I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED EVER

 

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
GG: 166
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Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Wait until GG 169... ;)
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
off to the beach.  a week of skimming is about 5 hours away.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline The E

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
the left 20% of that picture is pricelessly creepy and amazing

Actually, I have a sudden urge to cut that out and turn it into an image macro....
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline Snail

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
I've just finished a practice run for next weeks MGB competition with 33 Engineer regiment.
 
Look here for a vague idea of what it involves. My guys are a little bit sharper on the uptake.
 
101 city of london regiment fyi.
 
 
Also Iamzack. . .. ... I'd have a go on your bleach blonde bird given half a chance. :D
 
 
Edit- mobile phone youtube link so you need to be patient with it. Just copy the last few letters over a normal youtube link. :p
« Last Edit: June 26, 2010, 08:58:47 am by Dekker »
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Also Iamzack. . .. ... I'd have a go on your bleach blonde bird given half a chance. :D
Uh, isn't that bleach blonde bird iamzack?
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline The E

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Indeed she is.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
My comment still stands. :p
 
Even though we hate each other she meets my minimum criteria.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
not like youre getting so much a quarter chance youre gross
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
I'm not bothered ;)
 
I apply that statement to most women I pass in the street. You're safe.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
i found out from the folks on irc i dont have food poisoning and am just a pussy feeling sorry for himself while he has a mild bout of diahrrea.

:(

 

Offline Mobius

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