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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
http://www.badassdigest.com/2011/08/30/did-lucas-add-vader-crying-noooooo-to-return-of-the-jedi

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

He probably realizes nobody, in their right mind or over the twelve, are going to buy the complete collection over the original trilogy version and is hellbent on shafting us as much as he can :P
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Just found a 30 page document for the story of a FS total conversion I spent the better part of my sophomore year of high school working on. It's mostly ****, but damn, the memories.  :(

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Post it here!!
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
2nd Tabletop Battle of the Lunch Break (Day One)
2nd Tabletop Battle of the Lunch Break (Day Two)
2nd Tabletop Battle of the Lunch Break (Day Three)



Task Org Slayer
-5 M26 Pershing (Orange) 2 Bogged Down/Mechanical Failure, 1 Destroyed
-5 M4A3E8 (Burgundy) 1 Destroyed, 1 Immobilized
-5 M24 Chaffee (Yellow) 2 Destroyed, 1 Withdrew from Combat

Task Org OpFor
-5 PzKpfw V (Neon) 1 Weapon Disabled, 3 Destroyed
-5 PzKpfw IV H (Green) 1 Immobilized
-5 PzKpfw III (Beige)

Synopsis:
Day Three saw Allied forces make strides at eliminating the majority of the Panthers, however, Axis tanks managed to destroy or disable a few of my medium and light tanks.  The initial push by the Easy 8s proved to be harrowing as their first salvo missed or bounced off the thick armor of the Panthers while supporting fire from the M26s on the hill similarly had little effect.  The return fire from the Panthers managed to destroy one of the Easy8s but was otherwise ineffective.  Squared off against the better part of a platoon of IVs I elected to withdraw from the field the remaining M24 on my left flank.  The IVs proceeded to roll up to the bocage and attempt to engage my remaining M26s, they would trade fire for the remainder of combat without scoring any hits.  The second salvo from the Easy 8s managed to pop another Panther, while a lucky shot from an M24 managed to disable the gun of a fourth.  This left only a single operable Panther, the one that routed at the end of Day 2, which wisely stayed up the road in a forested area where it was safely out of the line of fire of any of my armor.  The Panzer IIIs had some success, one unit that was heading into town from the left managed to survive a gun duel against two Easy 8s and two M24s, it popped one of the M24s before retreating back around the bend of the road.  Another Panzer III managed to sneak out of the forest and make pot shot on one of me Easy 8s immobilizing it. 

With only a single operable Panther on the loose tomorrow I plan on shifting focus on the Panzer IVs that are currently dueling my Pershings.  I will attempt to reinforce the M26s with two Easy8s and a Chaffee, with luck they can link up and overpower the Panzer IVs on my left flank.  My remaining two Easy 8s and Chaffee will hold their current positions and cover the northern part of the field and eliminate any IIIs or the last Panther if they venture out of the forested area.  If I can eliminate the IVs without heavy losses I figure mopping up the IIIs and the last panther should be gravy.
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Offline Scotty

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
StarSlayer, you need your own thread dedicated to how awesome your life is.  Seriously.

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Watched a fascinating documentary on BBC about the Earth's core regarding it's behaviour and the 'pole reversal' phenomenom. Finally one that wasn't 'we're doomed!'.

 

Offline qazwsx

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Drunked
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife

 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Watched a fascinating documentary on BBC about the Earth's core regarding it's behaviour and the 'pole reversal' phenomenom. Finally one that wasn't 'we're doomed!'.
What?! A tv documentary that didn't say we're all doomed? It's a sign of the apocalypse!



Sid Meier needs to make less addictive games.
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Offline Bob-san

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Man cannot live with free food and rent alone. Not when he's miserable with allergies, at least.
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Man cannot live with free food and rent alone. Not when he's miserable with allergies, at least.
But he can try dammit! By god can he try...
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Can't drink here either. I need to get the **** out. I woke up at 4AM because of ****ing allergies. I need to move back to a city. A city preferably with a sea breeze and lots of pavement.
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
City 17. :yes:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
After more than 7 years living in Taiwan I'm finally going back to the US.....

 

Offline T-LoW

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Why?
The german Freespace-Galaxy

"There was a time before we were born. If someone asks this is where I'll be."

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
To try and figure out what I'm going to do in life... otherwise known as going to college.
I don't like the educational system here and I never will.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
i attempted to make my lego cnc machine do things other than drawing strait lines, being able to trace any 3d vector accurately. unfortunately you hit the button, load the vector file and nothing happens. too tired to debug, maybe tomorrow.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
I have discovered the wonderful (read: syntactically horrendous) world of non-static member function pointer arrays. Despite literally giving me a headache, after almost an hour of staring and googling, I figured out the correct syntax and felt impressive when my code compiled. Oh, and I love tail recursion.
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
2nd Tabletop Battle of the Lunch Break (Day One)
2nd Tabletop Battle of the Lunch Break (Day Two)
2nd Tabletop Battle of the Lunch Break (Day Three)
2nd Tabletop Battle of the Lunch Break (Day Four)



Task Org Slayer
-5 M26 Pershing (Orange) 2 Bogged Down/Mechanical Failure, 2 Destroyed
-5 M4A3E8 (Burgundy) 4 Destroyed
-5 M24 Chaffee (Yellow) 3 Destroyed, 1 Withdrew from Combat

Task Org OpFor
-5 PzKpfw V (Neon) 1 Weapon Disabled, 3 Destroyed
-5 PzKpfw IV H (Green) 1 Immobilized, 2 Destroyed
-5 PzKpfw III (Beige)

Synopsis:
The day opened with me detaching two Easy 8s from the right flank in order to reinforce the M26s on the hill, I assumed that the two remaining Easy 8s and two M24s could eliminate the two IIIs and the last Panther that were slowly emerging from the northern forests.  The M26s continued to duel the Panzer IVs to no effect.  That's pretty much when things went FUMTU for my forces.  The tanks on my right flank suddenly found themselves in a bad way when despite firing multiple salvos they were unable to score any hits on the three approaching German tanks.  Two Easy 8s and a Chaffee where destroyed in quick succession leaving the top half of the board uncontested.  Using its greater speed I began to withdraw the last Chaffee and link it up with my remaing tanks on the hill.  By the time the other two Easy 8s arrived to support the Pershings one M26 had finally succumbed to fire from the Panzer IVs.  Luckily the added fire of the Shermans managed to quickly dispatch two of the IVs giving me a glimmer of hope that I could still salvage the situation.  However, due to the losses I sustained on the right flank the units on the hill above town found themselves under fire from both the remaining two IVs plus the IIIs and Panther coming down from the North.  While the hull down positions gave them an advantage eventually the sustained fire from multiple directions claimed one more Easy 8.  With only three operating tanks left I conceded the battle.

Post Battle:
Quite frankly my Pershings ended up being pants, apparently thier crews slept through training at Fort Knox or something; Creighton Abrams would obviously be disappoint.  Two were disabled immediately on the first day while crossing a smidge of forested terrain while the other three did piss all for the rest of the battle save for being slowly whittled down and distracting my foe enough for my Easy 8s to make their initial flank attack on the Panthers.  The Easy 8s and Chaffees did all the heavy lifting for this battle and I look forward to when I can field the whole M4A3E8 company.  The first two days where pretty successful, despite the setback of losing half my heavy tanks to fricken trees I was able to seize objectives and my right flank attack was working at negating the Panthers.  Day three saw some losses but I had still managed to nearly neutralize the Panthers and had a plan to reposition some assets to wipe out the IVs.  Everything pretty much unraveled on day four, I realized to late that apparently the Panzer IIIs where crewed by what I can only assume to be clones of Michael Wittmann doubtlessly brewed by some vile blend of technology and arcane Nazi occult practices.  Not only did they avoid the dozens of shots taken at them but managed to claim or assist with the destruction of two Chaffees and half my Easy 8s.  They and the remaining Panther managed to turn what essentially should have been a holding action on my right flank while I dealt with the Panzer IVs into a massacre.  I was pretty much doomed after that.

Well in any case it was a great game, and was pretty balanced for most of the combat.  I'll bring my detachment of tanks home and get to painting them and the rest of my units this weekend.  I talked to my coworker and I think we are going to do a 1939 scenario in the near future, Germans versus Polish and start integrating some infantry and air/artillery support into the game.  I'm going to be doing my damnedest to see that an epic charge between BMW R75s and Polish cavalry happens.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
I have volunteered to do another SDAA star party tonight for a bunch of kids at a camp for the Orthodox Church (maybe? Not sure) who apparently run the camp for kids with terminal illnesses.

I really don't feel like going out tonight because of general blahness and more particularly I've had a low-grade headache all day. But I'm going. Because you'd feel like a real goddamn prick backing out on people with cancer.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
recent builds have fixed issues that made it impossible for me to continue developing my cockpit scripts. so i started working on them again.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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