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Offline colecampbell666

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_REALLY_ weird spam
Quote from: Keshishian Siegfreid

Bonjour,

Are you a frequennt visitor of rettail softwaree stores?

We know what you're ooverpaying for:

- box maanufacturing
- CD
- salespersonn salary
- Rentt of shop sppace
- Yearr-to-year inccreasing taxes in your ccountry
Well, what for ?! You're able to dowwnload eeverything legally NOW! Fabulouus range of softwaree and LOW prices will make you smile and save your money!
Welcome to gvardetion
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  • to "." and type of URL in the browser)


Fully armed, attend her. On arriving at the house, was invoked
into existence by the rakshas in the the form of knowledge.
in the dwapara age, he lap of his father, so have i, o king
of mountains, to theologian, moralist, and philosopher.
in spain liked him well enough to be as genuine as he was,
pass, and some went down, their white, despairing we find
the laws of manu, in china the teachings they need some
recreation! The suggestion was that art a scorcher of foes,
o arjuna, and ye what dost thou, o krishna, think best at
this down at the stranger's feet as if publicly adopting
learned that the pacha had settled his accounts to chuckle.
great scott, he whispered, bringing to the world. That is
why he will see nothing. sacphlhhapaaaghbair

This is the weirdest spam I've ever seen.
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Email? i get that stuff too   :p

 

Offline Galemp

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
They do that to get past filters that auto-junk phrases like 'retail software'. The garbled text at the bottom is also there so the filter doesn't scan the body of the message and recognize it as a sales pitch.
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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Advertising: Where your so desperate to sell, you horribly translate your **** in other languages to do it.
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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Quote from: Keshishian Siegfreid

Bonjour,

Are you a frequennt visitor of rettail softwaree stores?

We know what you're ooverpaying for:

- box maanufacturing
- CD
- salespersonn salary
- Rentt of shop sppace
- Yearr-to-year inccreasing taxes in your ccountry
Well, what for ?! You're able to dowwnload eeverything legally NOW! Fabulouus range of softwaree and LOW prices will make you smile and save your money!
Welcome to gvardetion
  • com(replace
  • to "." and type of URL in the browser)


Fully armed, attend her. On arriving at the house, was invoked
into existence by the rakshas in the the form of knowledge.
in the dwapara age, he lap of his father, so have i, o king
of mountains, to theologian, moralist, and philosopher.
in spain liked him well enough to be as genuine as he was,
pass, and some went down, their white, despairing we find
the laws of manu, in china the teachings they need some
recreation! The suggestion was that art a scorcher of foes,
o arjuna, and ye what dost thou, o krishna, think best at
this down at the stranger's feet as if publicly adopting
learned that the pacha had settled his accounts to chuckle.
great scott, he whispered, bringing to the world. That is
why he will see nothing. sacphlhhapaaaghbair

This is the weirdest spam I've ever seen.


I feel for ya, Cole.  This is pretty weird, and annoying spam.  I even have a few e-mails like that, and they are very annoying.  Some ad and then a long, misunderstood poem and a big fake word after that.

I hate it.
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Quote
Fully armed, attend her. On arriving at the house, was invoked
into existence by the rakshas in the the form of knowledge.
in the dwapara age, he lap of his father, so have i, o king
of mountains, to theologian, moralist, and philosopher.
in spain liked him well enough to be as genuine as he was,
pass, and some went down, their white, despairing we find
the laws of manu, in china the teachings they need some
recreation! The suggestion was that art a scorcher of foes,
o arjuna, and ye what dost thou, o krishna, think best at
this down at the stranger's feet as if publicly adopting
learned that the pacha had settled his accounts to chuckle.
great scott, he whispered, bringing to the world. That is
why he will see nothing. sacphlhhapaaaghbair

I always get something like this at the bottom of all of my spam messages as well. What is it?

 
Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Mistranslated bull****.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 
Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Quote
<bunch of random crap>

I always get something like this at the bottom of all of my spam messages as well. What is it?

They do that to get past filters that auto-junk phrases like 'retail software'. The garbled text at the bottom is also there so the filter doesn't scan the body of the message and recognize it as a sales pitch.

I do wonder why I never receive any spam whatsoever... not that I really want to, but my mailbox never seems to be on anybody's list.
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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
*  looks up Dark Hunter's email

I got some I can send you :drevil:

Would you like your penis enlarged?
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
I do wonder why I never receive any spam whatsoever... not that I really want to, but my mailbox never seems to be on anybody's list.
Same here. During my life, I think I've received, like, 6 spam emails. That's it. Not that I'd want more. It just feels weird.

Would you like your penis enlarged?
Are you, by chance, implying something?
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Mars

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Gmail filters out all my spam...

In return, they post their own advertisments all over their interface.

 

Offline achtung

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
I do wonder why I never receive any spam whatsoever... not that I really want to, but my mailbox never seems to be on anybody's list.
Same here. During my life, I think I've received, like, 6 spam emails. That's it. Not that I'd want more. It just feels weird.

I can fix that if ya want.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
I do wonder why I never receive any spam whatsoever... not that I really want to, but my mailbox never seems to be on anybody's list.
Same here. During my life, I think I've received, like, 6 spam emails. That's it. Not that I'd want more. It just feels weird.

I can fix that if ya want.
Not that I'd want more.
:mad:
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 
Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Would you like your penis enlarged?
Are you, by chance, implying something?
No no, I just get too many emails that say stuff like that :doubt:
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Gmail filters out all my spam...

In return, they post their own advertisments all over their interface.
I've gotthree four words: Firefox and AdBlock Plus.

Same here. During my life, I think I've received, like, 6 spam emails. That's it. Not that I'd want more. It just feels weird.
QFT. Although the Dandy family has taken a likng to me, they've offered me over 100 million dollars in their father's various companies. It's weird how one kid says that he's a bank manager/refugee, one says he's a cocoa farmer, one says he's a diamond miner...

I feel for ya, Cole.  This is pretty weird, and annoying spam.  I even have a few e-mails like that, and they are very annoying.  Some ad and then a long, misunderstood poem and a big fake word after that.

I hate it.

Oh I don't care about it myself, it was just so bizarre I posted it.
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Offline CP5670

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
I think the purpose of those things is to get around spam filters. Apparently a long chain of random, specialized words like that makes a lot of filters think it's a legitimate email.

 

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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
Typing errors make that effect?
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Re: _REALLY_ weird spam
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Fully armed, attend her. On arriving at the house, was invoked
into existence by the rakshas in the the form of knowledge.
in the dwapara age, he lap of his father, so have i, o king
of mountains, to theologian, moralist, and philosopher.
in spain liked him well enough to be as genuine as he was,
pass, and some went down, their white, despairing we find
the laws of manu, in china the teachings they need some
recreation! The suggestion was that art a scorcher of foes,
o arjuna, and ye what dost thou, o krishna, think best at
this down at the stranger's feet as if publicly adopting
learned that the pacha had settled his accounts to chuckle.
great scott, he whispered, bringing to the world. That is
why he will see nothing. sacphlhhapaaaghbair

I always get something like this at the bottom of all of my spam messages as well. What is it?

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I keep getting advertisment messages from Devry university...
Fun while it lasted.

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