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Offline Jeff Vader

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How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
* Lobo points at haloboy100, redsniper and BlackDove
I hate you, you and you.

Like, what's the big deal? You can be dumb. If you don't understand something, just ask. But don't be an idiot or an ass. Deliberately acting inappropriately is bound to get certain kinds of results.

Now, can we please stop this "testing"?
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline BlackDove

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How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
This is fun. In order to further test the justice system, I must say:

Blackdove and haloboy, you're idiots.

:nervous:

**** yeah *****. That's the stuff.

See, he got my point.

 

Offline karajorma

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The point of monkeying is to deal with people who act like idiots after repeated warnings NOT to act like idiots. It's the replacement for banning someone for being a pain in the arse that the admin staff are sick and tired of closing or splitting threads for.

It's not about justice, there will be no trial, there is no list of regulations and punishments for breaking them. Quite frankly if you can't figure out what is the correct way to act in polite society you shouldn't be allowed out of your cage in the zoo let alone onto the internet.

And none of the admin staff are interested in teaching you what your parents should have taught you.
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Offline Mobius

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How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
Yeah, but one month?!?

You can go for lighter punishments when needed, like one or two weeks.
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Offline BlackDove

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Well, sounds great to me. Without managing to define anything, you're basically going to monkey or ban people that you don't like or don't agree with.

Glad we got that sorted out. Nothing really changes.

 

Offline karajorma

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No, you can disagree, just don't be a twat while doing it.
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One month seems open to debate for me.

"Was it necessary? One week should've been enough".
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Offline Polpolion

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Well, sounds great to me. Without managing to define anything, you're basically going to monkey or ban people that you don't like or don't agree with.

Glad we got that sorted out. Nothing really changes.

It's called good judgment, but I don't blame you for not recognizing that.

 
How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
Well, sounds great to me. Without managing to define anything, you're basically going to monkey or ban people that you don't like or don't agree with.
Since when was monkeying people based on opinion of their personality?

It's very simple. If you repeadedly act like an idiot, you're monkeyed. Simple.
Fun while it lasted.

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Offline BlackDove

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How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
No, you can disagree, just don't be a twat while doing it.

Just as long as everyone who does agree can be a twat.

 
How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
No, you can disagree, just don't be a twat while doing it.

Just as long as everyone who does agree can be a twat.
:doubt:

I think the fact that you havn't been taking this seriously the last 2 pages says that this shouldn't be discussed any longer.
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Offline karajorma

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Just as long as everyone who does agree can be a twat.

Wrong again. While I might agree with Kazan's politics in general any repeat of the whole Christofascist!!!!1111 stuff would get him monkeyed again too.
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Offline Goober5000

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How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
Monkey plan, monkey spam, monkey throws the **** at the fan...

I kind of see what BlackDove is doing here, because he's done it before (by his own admission).  He's pushing us to test our limits.  He's providing a test case for the monkey justice system.

Well, in that case, I'm happy to oblige him.  Everyone, meet BlackDove the monkey.

(And yes, I'll make sure you get unmonkeyed, and not perma-banned, once your term expires.  Sorry about last time; I don't remember who did it but it won't happen again.)
« Last Edit: May 06, 2008, 05:00:16 pm by Goober5000 »

 

Offline blowfish

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Re: How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
I was wondering if (and when) that was going to happen ;)

Almost ironic ... getting monkeyed on the thread about the new monkey rules.

 

Offline Topgun

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Re: How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
how come blackdove can make a thread here and i can't :wtf:?

 

Offline blowfish

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Re: How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
Blackdove can't.  It was split from the "New Monkey Policy" thread.

 
Re: How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
Why is it here? This isn't an announcement, is it?
Fun while it lasted.

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Re: How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
My guess is the admins are trying to show the new system in action.
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Re: How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
Lol. I like it ;7
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: How to monkey yourself in ten easy posts
Neato..........I like to think i've mellowed somewhat since DRUNKEN SANTA...........
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
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-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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