[Hellstryker]

Carl, Promptly realizing the six year old was the bastard child of dekker and a very busty vasudan, proceeded to tear the childs limbs off in front of dekker...

[Stormkeeper]

And dekker said, "This was a triumph! I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS. Its hard to overstate my satisfaction."

[Colonol Dekker]

 
The busty zod promptly replied with "it's hard to overstate my satisfaction" before giving carl an impromptue lap(thorax?)dance.

[Stormkeeper]

And Carl said, "We do what we must because we can. For the good of us all ... except the ones who are dead."

[colecampbell666]

Cause there's no sense crying over every bastard child Mistake (the same thing, really) and we'll keep on trying 'till we run out of brown-bagged lunches...

[Snail]

Then the GTVA Steamroller (aka Colossus Mark II) comes and rolls over Carl.

[colecampbell666]

But is killed by a Sathanas Mk. I

Damn you Snail, you ruined our song.

[haloboy100]

Carl then comes back to life and breaks the fourth wall by firing the mega salt-based beam of 0wn@ge at snail...

[colecampbell666]

Thus releasing the monster FRED...

[Hellstryker]

Which sets a SEXP to make sol go supernova if any busty zods are detected in the system...

[colecampbell666]

At that moment, Dekker and his (woman?) jump through the node...

[Hellstryker]

Causing sol to collapse in on itself, dragging earth inwards...

[Scuddie]

...Into a pit of deep fat fried soft serve ice cream.

[haloboy100]

That originated from...

[Colonol Dekker]

The Stanley cup final;............

[Gortef]

... finals box of ice cream from bahama, which was actually quite...

[Scuddie]

... unreasonably priced for an ice cream that didn't pass the radioactive rat feces inspection.

[Stormkeeper]

And then John Freeman appeared and said, "It is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother defeat the enemies!"

[colecampbell666]

And then Mr. T. said "Who tha hell is John Freeman? Quit'ch'yo jibba jabba"

[Stormkeeper]

John Freeman saw Mr T. and said, "Oh noes!! It are enemies!" And shot Mr T with his Combine Pulse rifle, and ....