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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #240 on: May 29, 2008, 02:01:21 pm
Derek Smart

...Who proceeded to dedicate his life to the destruction of carbonated beverages throughout the universe....
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #241 on: May 29, 2008, 02:02:56 pm
Replacing them instead with his own brand of beverages, called ....
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #242 on: May 29, 2008, 02:51:19 pm
...Smartweiser, Darek Smart's horrid attempt at making beer after he bought buidweiser. Carl, Chuck Norris's daughter, drank some of it, resulting in...
« Last Edit: May 29, 2008, 02:56:28 pm by haloboy100 »
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #243 on: May 29, 2008, 03:00:32 pm
Fury....

Blind fury...

and a Fury missile, which ...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #244 on: May 29, 2008, 03:07:27 pm
made a sound reminiscent of a fart as it impacted a sathanas...
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #245 on: May 29, 2008, 05:12:01 pm
...tearing a hole straight through it, due too...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #246 on: May 29, 2008, 05:22:32 pm
Murphy's Law...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #247 on: May 29, 2008, 06:16:21 pm
and happened to hit the reactor on the way through...
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #248 on: May 29, 2008, 06:18:52 pm
Causing it to... Not blow up. It isn't a Lucy, which would have...
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Offline Retsof

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #249 on: May 29, 2008, 06:23:45 pm
So instead the Sathanas simply shut down, so the GTVA...
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #250 on: May 29, 2008, 06:28:00 pm
Decided to board it, forgetting a certain Azrael...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #251 on: May 29, 2008, 09:35:13 pm
... and its deadly payload of Smartweiser ...
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Offline Tyrian

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #252 on: May 29, 2008, 10:03:03 pm
...Which led to a drunken...
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #253 on: May 29, 2008, 10:09:04 pm
Marcus Fenix, who ...
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #254 on: May 29, 2008, 10:38:59 pm
blew chunks within his helmet, resulting in...
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #255 on: May 29, 2008, 10:47:04 pm
A delightful meal enjoyed twice. Saving money to spend on cog tags which can be redeemed for. .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
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-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Tyrian

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #256 on: May 29, 2008, 11:07:54 pm
Spacecrack!
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #257 on: May 29, 2008, 11:22:43 pm
... Which resulted in Stormkeeper wondering how to continue from such a succint comment.
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #258 on: May 29, 2008, 11:47:42 pm
Stumped, stormkeeper proceeded to his quarters, where upon logging onto HLP, caused his head to implode, from him being within HLP two ways at once...
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #259 on: May 30, 2008, 09:00:36 am
, the other being in his imagination, which...
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