[Blue Lion]

I think the main question is "Is she hot?"

If the answer is yes, then don't worry about the subject anymore.

[Turambar]

I think the main question is "Is she hot?"

If the answer is yes, then don't worry about the subject anymore.

hell ****in yes

[IceFire]

:holyf***omgbbq: so you're saying i could have it and a sex clinic could have missed it? Are you sure there's no other name for it internationally?

Dekker...I wouldn't worry about it.  Its extremely common...in third world nations where hygiene isn't as good as it typically is in some of the more developed nations most of the population has had mono at a very early age (where the symptoms are apparently indistinguishable from a mild flu).  Of the people posting in this thread...probably 50% or more have been exposed.  Some probably don't even know.

Here...read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis

[Colonol Dekker]

It's not dangerous, just makes you tired for a while.

  Just like normal then.... @Icefire, cheers for the link. Had a read, i'm sure i'm fine.. I just wonder why the English/British education system never bought this up when i was in school.

Oh yeah....one more thing..

I think the main question is "Is she hot?"

If the answer is yes, then don't worry about the subject anymore.

You should always worry when mini-me is at risk.

*hits blue lion ovver the head with a newspaper*

No, Bad!.......

[Kosh]

ah well, seems the general consensus is that i'm screwed.  which, of course, is how this problem arose in the first place.

thanks guys, i know i can always count on you.

There are tests for it you know. Just go the doctor, get tested, and if the results are positive do everything they tell you to do.

from wikipedia:

Fatalities from mononucleosis are near impossible in developed nations

You're not screwed, just go to the bloody doctors.

[Hippo]

its not that bad, and once you get it you don't get it again, though it seems to hit women harder.  it only made me tired for a few days, and my back/neck was a little sore

[Stormkeeper]

No, you're 18.

Pffft. Details. Actually 19, but my birthday is at the end of the year. 19 isn't so different from 20.

[Davros]

Chants while ringing bell "Unclean, Unclean"

[Mars]

I think I had mono when I was 16, cause I made out with a girl and then was extremely tired for quite a long time. It's not really a big thing unless your in sports, are about to join the military, or have to walk long distances a lot.

[Vretsu]

Probably the most flattering dehabilitating disease ever.

I'm so lifeless I never even get colds.

[WMCoolmon]

Probably the most flattering dehabilitating disease ever.

Yeah, come to think of it, this isn't exactly a self-help thread, either. It's more like "Help! I was having SO MUCH sex that I decided to come to you guys, a bunch of internet message board nerds, to complain about this sickness that I _might_ or _might not_ have, from having sex with this chick, who happens to be hot. Rather than talk about this illness - that I got from having sex - with a qualified medical professional or some other individual with expertise. Not that I regret it, because the chick I was having SO MUCH SEX with was so hot.

PS: She had a great body.

PPS: Did I mention that I got this illness (which I might or might not have) from having sex?"

 











And yes,

[Nuke]

cut off your dick!

that should solve the problem

[Mefustae]

Probably the most flattering dehabilitating disease ever.

Yeah, come to think of it, this isn't exactly a self-help thread, either. It's more like "Help! I was having SO MUCH sex that I decided to come to you guys, a bunch of internet message board nerds, to complain about this sickness that I _might_ or _might not_ have, from having sex with this chick, who happens to be hot. Rather than talk about this illness - that I got from having sex - with a qualified medical professional or some other individual with expertise. Not that I regret it, because the chick I was having SO MUCH SEX with was so hot.

PS: She had a great body.

PPS: Did I mention that I got this illness (which I might or might not have) from having sex?"

 











And yes,

Well, it's a good thing we're keeping this mature and insightful, otherwise I might lapse into childish bragging that i've been in the exact same boat for just over a week now. But, of course, it's not that sort of thread, so I won't mention it. I'll just keep grinning.

Yep.

[WMCoolmon]

Of course, there are people online who are getting married.

But it's more fun and more stereotypical to pretend like the internet isn't as progressive as it is today. A form of nostalgia for the simple times, I guess.

[Mefustae]

But it's more fun and more stereotypical to pretend like the internet isn't as progressive as it is today. A form of nostalgia for the simple times, I guess.

Can I has cheezburger?

[Colonol Dekker]

As long as it isn't mine and i agree with the banter statements this is like a homage to internet v1.8 or whatever it Was back in the nineties.

[Mika]

:holyf***omgbbq: so you're saying i could have it and a sex clinic could have missed it?  Are you sure there's no other name for it internationally?

Mwahahahaa! I was also unaware of this disease, or at least then it must be called something else here, to think I wouldn't know about this is too much to fathom! I'm 26 and first time hearing about this... Makes you think, doesn't it? But my immune system has usually been quite reliable.

At the first glance I thought the topic was about woman getting pregnant. Reading through the pages with this thought gave me quite good laughs at posts... Besides for my defence, mononucleosis sounds like a geek term for combined combining genes - for me at least.

Mika

[WMCoolmon]

"Help! My girlfriend gave me cooties!"

[Turambar]

girlfriends are so last year.

since i was cheated on, it's going to be a hell of a long time before i trust someone again.

for now, it's just frakbuddies. 

[Flipside]

I sense a nasty case of The*****twotimedmeitus, I know the symptoms well. I'll save you the platitudes and just say the thing about time is...it takes time.

Just be careful you don't end up in a relationship for four years with a girl you didn't even particularly want to go out with in the first place (which is, best summed into a single sentence, what I ended up doing), always trust those first impressions