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Offline Psyco89

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Can we change what if ?

Ya you can change it.  :)

Laura Roslin walks into a class full of 16 year old students.
L. Roslin: This is training simulator module TSM-103c, Advanced qualification . . .
The students stare awkwardly at her.
Student1 : What's wrong with our teacher?
Student2 : I dunno. . . Played too much FreeSpace ?
L. Roslin: Do not touch the controls untill you are told to do so. . .
Suddenly she goes silent, intensively thinking. The students lean forward, listening for what she was about to say.
Suddenly she starts to scream like crazy, with a terrified look on her face:
L. Roslin: DIVE DIVE DIVE, HIT YOUR BURNERS, PILOT!
The students almost have a heartattack. Roslin jumps out the window.

That is awesome lol
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Offline phreak

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What if Command had been in charge of BSG?
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Offline Polpolion

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beam cannons.

kill.

cylons.

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Friendly Fire.

Kill.

Pilots.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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Bad intel.

Accidentally kill.

Everyone.

Everything.

No one survives.
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Offline Polpolion

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Friendly Fire.

Kill.

Pilots.

Do you realize what the probability of a beam cannon hitting a skilled viper pilot is? Less than null. I've been hit by FF beams maybe twice in almost 7 years of playing Freespace.

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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Why is it all BSG related?
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Offline Polpolion

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Why is it all BSG related?

Thats what the original question was about; I guess we all mutually agreed that it should stay sorta near that topic.


Plus BSG is awesome.

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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My BSG knowledge is highly limited...
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Offline WMCoolmon

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What if Peter Griffin were given command of the Stargate program?
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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They Drunken Clam would become a multi planet franchise. 
Quagmire would catch the first off world STD. 
There would be no need for MALPs they would just use Joe
Cleveland would do all the translations since everyone in the universe understands English if spoken slow enough.

BTW you watching Adult Swim right now WMC?



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Offline WMCoolmon

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Noop, what's on?
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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At the time you posted that Family Guy was.

Semus would be the captain of one of the 303s
Adam West would be the President

Arch enemies would include the Evil Monkey, Bertram, and Ernie the chicken.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Hmm...this thread is dying faster than Billy in a gunfight.

What if...Sam Beckett quantum leaped into Baltar?
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Offline Scuddie

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Nothing would happen.  They are both fictional realities.
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Sorry boobies.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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If Sam jumps into ANYONE his sole objective is to ensure that the timeline works out as history planned. Also i'm not sure if it happened during his lifetime :nervous: He'd be more likely to jump into Captain Archer :lol:
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-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
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-Uncharted Territory
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Offline Stormkeeper

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What if the Predators and Shivans met in space?
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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My money would be on the Shivans.  Predators don't stand up well to nukes not to mention beam weapons. 
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Offline Hellstryker

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And my money would be on somthing very kinky and disturbing...

  

Offline ShadowGorrath

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What if the Colossus was stronger ?