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Offline Kosh

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The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
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Didn't we already go through this ten years ago? Flexplay Entertainment is making good on its threat -- er, promise -- to produce rental DVDs that self-destruct 48 hours after they've been opened.

The technology's not all that new; Flexplay DVDs have been around for about five years, though on a more limited scale. The premise remains unchanged: Flexplay's patented disc adhesive reacts to oxygen when the DVD's package is opened, beginning a slow chemical reaction that renders the disc unreadable in 48 hours.

The idea is that you can rent a movie without having to worry about when you'll watch it -- the disc remains playable so long as it's sealed -- or about returning it. Staples will start carrying Flexplay DVDs this month, for $4.99 each


Does anyone else see this as pointless?
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
CTRL+C
CTRL+V

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Does anyone else see this as pointless?

...Quite.

You would think that making even more self-destructing stuff that ends up as garbage would not be profitable, but whaddayaknow... :blah:
« Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 10:26:30 am by Herra Tohtori »
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Offline jr2

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
Heh, ya, I ripped my DVD open, and, uh, watched it.  Can't watch it any more now.  I dunno about the rip, though, that might still work.  xD

 

Offline IPAndrews

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
The packets some with those crappy music chips you get on greetings cards and when you open the packet it plays MISSION IMPOSSIBLE music.

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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
It's funny-- I was just thinking about how what we really need is more plastic that we throw away after using once.
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
It's funny-- I was just thinking about how what we really need is more plastic that we throw away after using once.
Yea. Really brilliant idea this.
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
It's called NetFlix. Way better idea, and... NO PLASTIC!!
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline Shade

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
It needs the voice saying 'This DVD will self destruct in 10 seconds', followed by a satisfying muffled poof and smoke seeping from the casing. Otherwise it's useless.
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
It needs the voice saying 'This DVD will self destruct in 10 seconds', followed by a satisfying muffled poof and smoke seeping from the casing. Otherwise it's useless.
LOL. That's what I was thinking when I read the title.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline tinfoil

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
Rent DVD
Rip DVD
Burn DVD
Leave Original DVD to self distruct at will
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Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
This is nothing compared to the Exploding CD Syndrome.

 

Offline terran_emperor

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
Warning...This film will selfdestruct in 48 hours.
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
You could stuff a bag full of these DVDs, leave them outside a bank or something, and walk off. When they start to smoke, the security is gonna go ape.  :lol:
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
You could stuff a bag full of these DVDs, leave them outside a bank or something, and walk off. When they start to smoke, the security is gonna go ape.  :lol:
I don't know if you're being serious, but these don't actually blow up.
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
I wasn't.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
Human Stupidity....It never ceases to amaze!
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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
So what is keeping us from making a copy and then watching the DVD burn slowly?

 

Offline karajorma

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
Rent DVD
Rip DVD
Burn DVD
Leave Original DVD to self distruct at will

Not quite.


Rent DVD.
Rip DVD.
Burn DVD.
Poke hole in DVD bag.
Return DVD complaining rip meant DVD was already bad.
Get back money.
Watch copy.
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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
They'll probably use kiosks. In which case, the only way to return the product is to mail it to them.

Good luck getting a refund.  :cool:

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: The Return of the Self-Destructing DVD
OR...

Download torrented movie.
Get DVD quality for free, and don't use ****ty plastic.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.