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Offline MP-Ryan

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This does not bode well...
on: June 14, 2008, 06:19:02 pm
This morning I asked the woman to marry me. ;7

She said yes.  :D

And then she hit me.  :wtf:
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Offline Goober5000

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 06:19:55 pm
Well, then, hit her right back or something. :wtf:

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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 06:20:18 pm
It bodes well for us, we enjoy physical comedy.
 

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 06:27:10 pm
Congratulations! you just tied the knot around your neck  :drevil:
just kidding, may you be happy, and hopefully you are a masochist :D
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #4 on: June 14, 2008, 06:32:06 pm
She has spunk.

It'll be good.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #5 on: June 14, 2008, 06:33:34 pm
It could be worse.

She could scratch too.

And if she knows how to purr as well then you're really in trouble.

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #6 on: June 14, 2008, 06:34:48 pm
How ugly is she?
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #7 on: June 14, 2008, 07:37:21 pm
Congratulations?
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Offline Kosh

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #8 on: June 14, 2008, 08:05:43 pm
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And then she hit me.

Learn to enjoy it, especially during certain activities. :D
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #9 on: June 14, 2008, 08:17:17 pm
You can have her learn to enjoy being physically unable to.

Or do both.
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #10 on: June 14, 2008, 09:59:19 pm
The real questions are what did she threaten you with before she asked the question you said yes to and what did she hit you with afterwards.   :D
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #11 on: June 14, 2008, 10:15:26 pm
Actually, there are two questions that need answering:

Firstly, is she pregnant?

Secondly, did you ask her during or immediately after morning sex?
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #12 on: June 14, 2008, 10:20:11 pm
Some questions can only come from you, eh Anon?
 

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #13 on: June 14, 2008, 10:32:00 pm
Quote from: an0n on June 14, 2008, 10:15:26 pm
Actually, there are two questions that need answering:

Firstly, is she pregnant?

Secondly, did you ask her during or immediately after morning sex?

I was being a little more polite about it. 
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #14 on: June 14, 2008, 10:48:14 pm
Quote from: MP-Ryan on June 14, 2008, 06:19:02 pm
This morning I asked the woman to marry me. ;7

She said yes.  :D

And then she hit me.  :wtf:
Congratulations!  Well done....now you have a wedding to plan :D

Seems like everyone is getting married these days.
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #15 on: June 14, 2008, 11:11:27 pm
No, she is not pregnant.  This has been in the works for quite some time (we've been living together for well over a year, and she helped pick out the ring itself a few months back... she just didn't know when it was going to appear).

And we haven't set a date.  Too much up in the air with my job seeking at the moment to nail anything down.  But it is nice that other people (especially the family) see the obvious commitment in the relationship without me having to answer a bunch of questions.  Now I can just point at the rock on her left hand :)
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #16 on: June 14, 2008, 11:16:58 pm
Is that an active or passive rock?  Brown, blue, or orange?   :D
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #17 on: June 15, 2008, 01:54:49 am
I vote blue.

This is only partially because I'm contemplating not actually getting a diamond ring, since I know she'd really appreciate a sapphire one. :P
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #18 on: June 15, 2008, 01:54:54 am
Quote from: MP-Ryan on June 14, 2008, 06:19:02 pm
This morning I asked the woman to marry me. ;7

She said yes.  :D

And then she hit me.  :wtf:
Obviously the roles in your relationship aren't that clear yet. The place of a woman is between the stove and the fist. Remind her of that. j/k

Srsly. 'Grats. Apart from getting hit.
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Re: This does not bode well...
Reply #19 on: June 15, 2008, 02:01:37 am
Quote from: ngtm1r on June 14, 2008, 06:33:34 pm
It could be worse.

She could scratch too.

And if she knows how to purr as well then you're really in trouble.

 :nervous:

I used to like a girl who mewed...  :nervous:
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