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Offline Kosh

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2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2008/06/25/dutch-clutch-such-uh-nonsense/


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The Dutch are being infected by American nonsense. It seems that thousands of them are buying into the Mayan 2012 end-of-the-world garbage.

On behalf of all reality-based Americans, I apologize.

According to the Telegraph, thousands of Dutch are stocking up on survival gear due to this antiscientific fantasy. And among the purchases are… boats. Because the Netherlands are sinking.

Um.

    Mrs Faile said she was concerned that immigration was pushing the Netherlands, a low lying country protected by dikes and sea walls, beneath the waves.

    “They keep letting people in. And then we have to build more houses, which makes the Netherlands even heavier. The country will sink even lower, which will make the flooding worse,” she said.


The disease is loose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thousands of dutch people falling victim to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneone


Seriously, how did you guys allow this to happen?
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Offline Falcon

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
Impending doom is fun, lots of fun stuff happens, how can doom be a bad thing?! I say more doom please and pass the sugar while you're at it.

 

Offline BlackDove

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
This isn't about the European Cup in 2012.

Therefore, I don't care.

 

Offline BloodEagle

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
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The Dutch are being infected by American nonsense. It seems that thousands of them are buying into the Mayan 2012 [prophecy] [...].

 :wtf:

 
Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
*yawn*

Just let them commit ritual suicide and then society won't have to deal with them again.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline Mefustae

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The Dutch are being infected by American nonsense. It seems that thousands of them are buying into the Mayan 2012 [prophecy] [...].

 :wtf:
Might be a little difficult to blame a civilization that's been extinct for 400+ years.

In all seriousness, it's typically Americans that buy into this ****. Namely, they're the ones with enough time on their hands and disposable income to indulge in this kind of brain-dead wankery.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
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The Dutch are being infected by American nonsense. It seems that thousands of them are buying into the Mayan 2012 [prophecy] [...].

 :wtf:

The US isn't alone in North America. There's Canada, Mexico, Panama, etc. The Mayans just happened to live in the Americas. Ergo, they're American.

I really love to see everyone jump at the chance to shout at those stupid uhmerikuns. :p

 

Offline Mefustae

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Wow. You're right. After so many years of hearing/talking/praising/joking/belittling/admitting/belittling American stupidity, it's just become second nature to take the piss out of the Yanks. My bad.

 

Offline Mars

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
That explains a lot, really.

 

Offline Mefustae

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Oh, shush. ;)

 

Offline terran_emperor

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
It is the end of the world in 2012...the world as you know it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats when I take over and truly become my HLP ID

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Offline IceFire

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I thought the world was supposed to end in 2000?  Y2K...booyah :)
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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
There is some rather sketchy scientific evidence that supports the prophecy. It's still a complete load, but there is evidence.

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The US isn't alone in North America.

No; really?  :rolleyes:

 

Offline Nuke

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i don't know the dutch are pretty crazy for building their entire country below sea level.

shut up and build more ****ing windmills. :D
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
Quick someone invent a windmill that turns into a boat.  You'll make a mint.   :pimp:
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Offline terran_emperor

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
Or how about a flyind windmill that lands on a boat?

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Offline Flipside

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I think some people need to spend less time in the Cafes in Amsterdam....

 

Offline Mars

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They sell good stuff though  ;7

 

Offline Flipside

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:lol: They do indeed :nervous:

MAybe it's the amount of people walking around saying 'Woah.. Heavy...' that is making the Netherlands sink? ;)

  

Offline Mobius

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Re: 2012 doomerism spreading to Europe (not cults)
The US isn't alone in North America. There's Canada, Mexico, Panama, etc. The Mayans just happened to live in the Americas. Ergo, they're American.

Yep but American is synonim of "citizen of the US". When we say "American" we think for a person who lives in the US...
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