"University of Negroes and Communists".
It is truly a sad day. Fourth of July and Jesse Helms dies. Fourth of July doesn't mean anything to non-americans but, rest assured, the symbolism of a racist piece of **** dying on the independence day is not lost on George W. Bush, who memorizes that
"Throughout his long public career, Senator Jesse Helms was a tireless advocate for the people of North Carolina, a stalwart defender of limited government and free enterprise, a fearless defender of a culture of life, and an unwavering champion of those struggling for liberty. "
Jesse Helms was a man of virtue. He held his values, and that is more than you can say about weeny liberals who, contrary to Jesse Helms, didn't singlehandedly demolish the entire state-supported art funding because "fag art". Jesse Helms' principles were strong. He never waivered, fighting endlessly for what he held important, and that happened to be hate and bigotry.
"The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint
that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic,
and interfere with other men's rights."
The world, it is full of assholes. I have one, and so do you, dear reader. So did Jesse Helms - he was, pardon my french, "a man of ass, an assman". Ass and Jesse Helms went together everywhere, Jesse carrying his ass with him, like a husband and a wife they were. That's why Jesse also knew that butt****ing caused AIDS. Obviously, his internal ethic engine told him that
"There is not one single case of AIDS in this country that
cannot be traced in origin to sodomy."
We should mourn a passing of a great man, even if we are not Americans, because a man who wielded a lot of power and used that power to hate everyone and cause grief and sorrow through the trodden masses is no more; he is rotting in hell.
"I've never heard once in this chamber anybody say to the
homosexuals, 'stop what you're doing.' If they would stop what
they're doing there would not be one additional case of AIDS
in the United State."
He hated everyone who was not an old mine conservative racist male, which makes him intellectually superior to pretty much all of us. For how can we convict a man for his values, if we do not even know what they are? Opposing Jesse or his supporters is also unethical and unamerican because. And you know it. Support that evil man.
And yes, it is obvious that you, dear reader, know that Hicks skit about Jesse Helms. Yeah, that one. **** that skit, for lo, for I have read it about 1837515 times on INTERNET forums which makes it immediately extremely old and tired joke and I am also hungover and here's a picture that describes my hangover quite well:
