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Offline Tyrian

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Inane Wikipedia Articles
This is probably a bad idea, but the title says it all.  Post a link to the most inane, obvious, or otherwise unnecessary Wikipedia article you can find.

Here's mine:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint

We have a winner!  :p

...only to be beaten by something else. This is going to be interesting...
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline Ghostavo

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles


 :nervous:
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...

 

Offline BloodEagle

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
Direct linking to someone else's hosted image is evil, you bastard.  :mad:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White

 

Offline Ghostavo

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
Not if they put the link below the image with the subtitle "Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding):", "you bastard". :p
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
Inane ? Whats inane? You mean insane?

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Offline Nuke

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
Direct linking to someone else's hosted image is evil, you bastard.  :mad:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White
Not if they put the link below the image with the subtitle "Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding):", "you bastard". :p

these days it seems like its ok to do it, free image hosting gets handed out like candy nowadays. i can understand, back in the era of dialup, why it would have been a bad idea. now we live in the era of wasted bandwidth. this post proves it :D

of course i wouldnt hotlink an image if somone else hasnt done so before. i remember when somone, i forget who, got banned because the server swapped the image he was posting for goatse pr0n. so yea, **** around at your own risk.
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
Ancient-Shivan War|Interview Board

Member of the Scooby Doo Fanclub. And we're not talking a cartoon dog here people!!

 
 
 

Offline phreak

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Offically approved by Ebola Virus Man :wtf:
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Offline Polpolion

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
Recursive article!
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Topgun

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/talking
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/cheating
the funny thing is that I wrote the url then checked to see if that article existed.

 

Offline Janos

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathing

If you seriously know how people actually breath and how it is controlled and assume that other people know it... well..
Quick, name all the muscles that take part in lung respiration!

My favourite wiki article was Lightsaber combat, which is deleted :( Now, pretty much the best bet are computer gaming figures, such as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi

WE NEED PAGES OF DISCUSSION OF LUIGI'S SPEED
lol wtf

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Inane Wikipedia Articles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathing

If you seriously know how people actually breath and how it is controlled and assume that other people know it... well..
K. I fail at life. Again. It was meant so that if you bother to start thinking about the philosophy and science behind breating, you have most likely already been breathing for a long time.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Daeron

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Yarrrr! there be ony two ranks of leader amongst us pirates! Captain and if your really notorious then it’s Cap’n!